Me: "Do we have any server images" Christina: "Yeah, they're all PNGs"
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 01:28:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!"
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android
I think i should take up doing drugs
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 02:27:50 AM from Twitter for Android
Yet another night of my life stolen from me. Thanks Booker. You fucking sluttface. Pay me more.
Tuesday, October 09, 2012 11:51:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
your mom's box
Tuesday, October 09, 2012 05:38:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
"We have to archive those logs. You know how many times we almost ran out of dick... DISK space"
Tuesday, October 09, 2012 02:37:55 AM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, its ARod, so game over.
Monday, October 08, 2012 11:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android
What a dumb motherfucker; http://t.co/LzZL5gR
Monday, October 08, 2012 10:52:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
I knew this chick was getting off at Bronxville. She had it written all over her. I can just tell...
Monday, October 08, 2012 10:04:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead.
Monday, October 08, 2012 09:59:51 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @__JLu: @portfolioso what a guy. #abuserslist #datass http://t.co/W0Y480To
Monday, October 08, 2012 09:11:02 PM from Twitter for Android
For fuck's sake..... :-\
Monday, October 08, 2012 09:09:56 PM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito Dude's crazy. There are hardly any Hasidics in Westchester. More like Brooklyn or the Catskills.
Monday, October 08, 2012 11:37:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
This is the new theme song for our infrastructure team: http://t.co/vphfsPF
Monday, October 08, 2012 11:34:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
Took me a good 5 minutes to get around the new website blocks. #dontfuckwithmeargentina
Monday, October 08, 2012 09:55:09 AM from Twitter Web Client