Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

"I gotta go to SQL school on Saturdays" -Derick

Eeeeeets a fridaeeeeee. I make a you sandweeeewch @tomwcleary @keith_connors

Struttin that ass to the train station.

My tweets tonight are beyond ridiculous. This is the @portfolioso mess I knew from college. Been too tame lately. Must be them red heads...

New blog post: Something Intelligent People Should Know, Especially People Who Took Bio http://bit.ly/UQXsAF

How I explained what struttin that ass means to my dude @Colithika: http://t.co/FUfWIsS

Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney

Struttin that ass for two days straight... I deserve internets

Fuck Verizon wireless and the area between Crestwood and Scarsdale for no LTE (4G) or 3G. Give me Internet's shitpiles

See. Alinas not my type so I dont give a fuck. But she's got the potential to be hot and acts like 47. And has a mad face.

Can't play STP if I'm at the bar without me struttin that ass to the max. Duh you guys

Anyone ever read that rhald Dahl book Matilda? That's Alina. She acts like 31 looks old as fuck with that puss on her face. Fuckin. Be young

Alice in chains on at the bar. Where is my xtina for a duet? Also, struttin that ass and getting laid. Duh

Chunz is a dick

@tomwcleary lightning crashes!!!!!