I think I'm still drunk
Sunday, September 23, 2012 01:08:35 PM from Twitter for Android
I woke up and I found out I was alive.... fuckin mess.
Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:37:55 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm a motherlesss. Mess
Sunday, September 23, 2012 04:09:14 AM from Twitter for Android
I think I win for drunkest, most on coherent txt ever
Sunday, September 23, 2012 02:59:39 AM from Twitter for Android
Wowwww. My last txt made 0 sense. Haaaa
Sunday, September 23, 2012 02:58:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Whoops. Lost on Boston. Lolz phone dead
Sunday, September 23, 2012 02:57:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Maks. Drum so drunk its notbebn funnnj Luke sooo drunk
Sunday, September 23, 2012 01:30:25 AM from Twitter for Android
I actually might be fuckin shitfaced biddies.
Sunday, September 23, 2012 01:19:25 AM from Twitter for Android
It tastes like I can't remember
Sunday, September 23, 2012 12:44:18 AM from Twitter for Android
Patriots fanny pack is absolutely killin it right now. I'm sending this to barstool http://t.co/vDGQdAi
Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:18:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Sugar Ray wants a pic of just me? Honored
Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:15:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Stole Dennis Drinkwater's seats at the Sox game earlier.
Saturday, September 22, 2012 10:03:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm so drunk. I'm a 20th century fox....
Saturday, September 22, 2012 02:06:32 AM from Twitter for Android
He sousa. Both of your nipples and the tip of your dick... I'm gonna shove it down your throat right now.
Saturday, September 22, 2012 01:40:34 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Inbound Pizza (Allston, MA) http://4sq.com/PJ32ml