When using the word "fucking" as an adjective in a list, a comma makes a HUGE difference. http://t.co/Tw6f8hu

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:31:57 AM from Twitpic

RT @Colithika: i am a sexy fucker

Monday, October 15, 2012 07:51:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Roasting my ass off here. It should be in the 40s/50s. Not 70. It was just 40. This is how people get sick

Sunday, October 14, 2012 09:40:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Verlander/Hughes Tuesday... Yankees are fucked. Hughes never turned out to be as good as Connors predicted.

Sunday, October 14, 2012 07:31:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel DA Yankees

Sunday, October 14, 2012 07:07:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo Nope. Means you're a lame

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, October 14, 2012 11:36:05 AM from Twitter for Android

You know what I do when people call me shady? I teach them a lesson. Hotly

Sunday, October 14, 2012 02:23:42 AM from Twitter for Android

The fact that burn baby burn is on at the bar is depressing the fuck out of.me

Sunday, October 14, 2012 01:05:21 AM from Twitter for Android

MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT

Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:49:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp, at least I got a tigers fan to buy me a drink...

Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:47:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Dotel! Motel! Holiday Inn!

Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:00:04 AM from Twitter for Android

The bar goes wild

Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:14 PM from Twitter for Android

THE MOTHER FUCKIN X FACTOR ALIEN HEAD!!!!!

Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:01 PM from Twitter for Android

God damnit I had enough of this game

Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:45:33 PM from Twitter for Android

How pissed is Andy right now.. :'(

Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:16:02 PM from Twitter for Android