Me to Eric: "let's just take a dump and get it over with" (regarding one of our apps leaking memory). Then I wondered why everyone laughed

Thursday, September 27, 2012 01:15:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Definitely don;t need a fucking bagel because I ate already, but whatever. I need one

Thursday, September 27, 2012 09:27:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

When the fuck is it going to be mother fucking 55 degrees or less. It's too fucking hot in this bitch

Thursday, September 27, 2012 09:17:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everything sucks

Thursday, September 27, 2012 09:03:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

I wanna go to baus...... this train home sux

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 11:23:13 PM from Twitter for Android

OK maybe an exaggeration

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 09:18:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Black Britney > Britney

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 09:17:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Let's pee on her

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 09:12:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol. This rat cunt motherfucker showed up

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 09:08:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Young Mark. Train beers are always fair game.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 07:51:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Now Pearl Jam is on. Fuck man. I'm so hot. Also keep grabbing my leg its hot

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 07:39:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Alice in Chains on at the bar. Just got wet.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 07:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android

They don't play one bad song here at Dakota Bar. Ass struttin' music

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 06:50:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Me: "I think I see why this is busted" Christina: "Was it due to locusts"

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 05:26:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Booker: Anything's possible in a cartoon

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 04:13:31 PM from Twitter Web Client