Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

On a brighter note, there will be no parade to clutter up the vicinity of my office building and make me rage on the subways

CUNCEL DA YANKEES

As I said in Game 2 of the ALCS, this SAESON is CUNCELED

Tell elise I want my balls back

Mother fucker. Fuck the fuckin world and my new band... It's called. Syskill: http://t.co/S1Cr9eS

This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am

THE BUILD WORKED. About fuckin time

If any build breaks just one more time, I will lose my shit

"you wha you guys opption that if a customer is cancel from a class, should they get a Appointment Cancellation email or a Class email?"

I'm such a dumb bitch. Lost my buckyballs and thought someone stole them and they were around my neck

and because there's a bastardization of file paths using mixes of forward and backslashes, finalbuilder is being a dick

I drink bud lights for hydration. Shit's weak Might as well be water. It's like 96% not alcohol.

What should I write for my upcoming 8,000th tweet?

Lennon w/ PERFECT ADVICE: joe... trivia tomorrow... lots of drinking. fuck this series and the election. fuckity fuck fuckishit booker fuck.

Seriously, it's as if Cy Young was pitching to a bunch of little leaguers.