Struttin' that ass against breast cancer!

Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:33:54 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Making Strides Against Breast Cancer (Purchase, NY) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/TpjHR5

Sunday, October 21, 2012 10:08:08 AM from foursquare

Bold flavors! (@ Chili's Grill & Bar w/ @maljnew) [pic]: http://4sq.com/VghyCI

Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:18:11 PM from foursquare

Really embarrassed by my parking job. Parked like a doucheknuckle

Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:17:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Angelo isn't here anymore? Wtf? Who runs this shit?#thelevee

Saturday, October 20, 2012 08:04:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the Back to School badge on @foursquare for checking in back on campus! Time to party! Er, study. http://4sq.com/TGQYl6

Saturday, October 20, 2012 05:44:11 PM from foursquare

"I just spilled water down my boob" "what are ya gonna do?" "Well, I was hoping you'd lick it off for me"

Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:06:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Chances are you missed me and elise on the swing. Its k. Didn't do anything for me

Friday, October 19, 2012 09:57:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Walks into the iron horse. Pukes. #typical

Friday, October 19, 2012 08:49:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh my.... they are NOT going to the iron horse.... are they?

Friday, October 19, 2012 08:31:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Casey's wife is so cool.

Friday, October 19, 2012 07:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android

X-Tina just beat me 10-5 in fooseball. Bitch ass trick

Friday, October 19, 2012 07:01:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ghost ride the whip... Ghost ride... YOUR MOM

Friday, October 19, 2012 06:04:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Wait a minute! You use bigger ones if you want something fluffy?"

Friday, October 19, 2012 05:40:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ohhh I think this beer fucks you up. Oh my

Friday, October 19, 2012 05:24:32 PM from Twitter Web Client