Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

That's exactly what I was talking about

I need a xanax

Nice to know that the CEO now has my number and calls about issues. Sorry, you don't pay me enough to talk directly to the CEO.

@SonicBlur23 : "I want a fuckin Hawaii girl.... To suck my dick"

Yo. Where the fuck did i park? I don't think I can find it in this massive lot... http://t.co/W9y7gNS

If I'm not the most interesting, crazy assed bitch you follow on twitter you're a lame.

RT @DadBoner: K-Money Club Rule #6 (pt2): If you're a smokin' babe that's gotta crap, management may let you push it out in a supervised ...

Fuck off, douche knuckle

I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets

@MalJNew Father @BadPointer!!! Teach me the ways!

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Fuck man. Its tough to play Temple Run on the train when this fuckin shitbox is swaying so much. My accelerometer is too sensitive

This chick has man feet

Cheers to the Asian with the Wario spiked shell backpack.

Also, I know I'm struttin that ass tonight, but I told Blagner that as good as my ass was, it was only a quarter good as hers.

♪♪ Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh- I got this thing
It's comin' over me ♪♪