Not only did I wake up pissed off, my face looks like a fucking pizza pie and the 4/5/6 decided not to run, and it's fucking too hot in here

Friday, October 26, 2012 09:33:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

The foulest of moods

Friday, October 26, 2012 07:54:50 AM from Twitter for Android

This is what my to-do list looks like at work tomorrow: http://t.co/WMDY6LZ

Friday, October 26, 2012 12:22:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

"What are ya gonna do?" "What do you want me to do" hhhhhhh

Thursday, October 25, 2012 09:41:14 PM from Twitter for Android

STEPHIEEEEEEE (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/Td8Pze

Thursday, October 25, 2012 06:24:58 PM from foursquare

REALLY lookin forward to the weekend, you guys

Thursday, October 25, 2012 12:35:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm the man... With the plan. I break the ice with my ass.

Thursday, October 25, 2012 11:27:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu They took my access away

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, October 25, 2012 11:27:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

yeah yeah yeah fuckin suck a dick bitch

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 05:22:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Joel, hop off my dick

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 05:06:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Blatantly denied the VP of Engineering when he asked me to sit on a maintenance tonight #nahson #mayorofthisbitchandrunthisshit

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 04:13:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't know what the fuck TunTun is talking about?

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:04:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Supa serious. (@ GramercyOne w/ @lennon @young_slav @maljnew) [pic]: http://4sq.com/TFWLqM

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 09:45:29 AM from foursquare

Really wish it was tomorrow at this time, minus a few hours, you guys

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 01:02:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Would be better off if TKray died in a bus fire

Tuesday, October 23, 2012 09:32:55 PM from Twitter for Android