Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This is a horse shit system

LOL. Metro North is attempting to suck less dick than it already does http://t.co/7qPfjeR

I wouldn't drink out of either of these asinine cups from 7-11. I'd demand a normal one. I'm not endorsing some moron: http://t.co/L80ALhB

I want to pounce the chick who stole and is walking around taking pics in my hs tshirt. And by pounce, bang.

I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple

Let's use rand hash tags that have nothing to do with your tweets. #dasies

I consider myself a failure on Twitter if none of you motherfuckers liked any of my tweets in a given day. I let you down. #bridgeportsucks

Lunch spots if you work in the shithole construction site that is lower Manhattan http://4sq.com/PB6T4l

Clilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo http://t.co/X0chRi6

I am going to unfollow @ElBloombito if he keeps retweeting @Jewyorican's tweets. No one gives a fuck

This dude Brent Ozar is a fuckin genius

Calenderp derp derp derp

Nice to know that I forgot to close my plain text file of passwords as the auditor looked at my screen #FAIL

I need a shower. I'm like disgusting right now

Alexey is fucking dapper this fine morning