Love this DirecTV NFL pass thingy that I'm in the middle of Ohio and can still watch my GMen
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:57:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Wool. Don't have to work this week fuckn enjoyyyyyy. #sandy #stranded
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:35:17 PM from Twitter for Android
#shitnoonesays "Natty tastes better warm" ...actually just heard a dude say this now. Hahahhahaha
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:34:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp, little tipsssssss... playing cards like a slow.....
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:05:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Stranded in Brohio until Thursday because of #sandy #sorryimnotsorry
Sunday, October 28, 2012 05:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Pickup line of the week: "Hey! Wanna put on my mom's crocs?"
Sunday, October 28, 2012 01:34:32 AM from Twitter for Android
I just unlocked the “Halloween 2012” badge on @foursquare! Has anyone seen my Honey Boo Boo mask? http://4sq.com/PYFttM
Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray)
Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PM from Twitter for Android
This doggie LURVES me!!! We're besties!!!
Saturday, October 27, 2012 09:14:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean.... If there's an original Game Boy in their room, they're a keeper....
Saturday, October 27, 2012 07:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android
One pisser isn't gonna cut it here.. almost as bad as preakness. Need to find a spot outside when it gets dark...
Saturday, October 27, 2012 05:30:46 PM from Twitter for Android
No idea what's on here but probably awesome http://t.co/R0phApO
Alexey told me to enjoy the hospitality. And I have a new best friend named Bella
Saturday, October 27, 2012 01:34:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Struttin that ass @LEVIS
Friday, October 26, 2012 08:02:44 PM from Twitter for Android