I just reached Level 2 of the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different coffee shops! http://4sq.com/RcKZEk

Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:01:05 AM from foursquare

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:34 AM from foursquare

I LOVE Halloween time and fall!!

Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:12:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

THE ALIEN FACE WALKS OFF!!!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:11:55 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolarod

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:46:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tried to sneak one out on the train and failed miserably.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I feel like a fucking blimp

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 03:19:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Blast from the past (Cinco de Mayo): Aniusha on flip cup: "Treat that shit like you treat a pussy."

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 01:58:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Me: "Do we have any server images" Christina: "Yeah, they're all PNGs"

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 01:28:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!"

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android

I think i should take up doing drugs

Wednesday, October 10, 2012 02:27:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Yet another night of my life stolen from me. Thanks Booker. You fucking sluttface. Pay me more.

Tuesday, October 09, 2012 11:51:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

your mom's box

Tuesday, October 09, 2012 05:38:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

"We have to archive those logs. You know how many times we almost ran out of dick... DISK space"

Tuesday, October 09, 2012 02:37:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, its ARod, so game over.

Monday, October 08, 2012 11:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android