I just reached Level 2 of the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different coffee shops! http://4sq.com/RcKZEk
I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH
I LOVE Halloween time and fall!!
Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:12:24 AM from Twitter Web Client
THE ALIEN FACE WALKS OFF!!!!
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:11:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Tried to sneak one out on the train and failed miserably.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android
I feel like a fucking blimp
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 03:19:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Blast from the past (Cinco de Mayo): Aniusha on flip cup: "Treat that shit like you treat a pussy."
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 01:58:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Me: "Do we have any server images" Christina: "Yeah, they're all PNGs"
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 01:28:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!"
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android
I think i should take up doing drugs
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 02:27:50 AM from Twitter for Android
Yet another night of my life stolen from me. Thanks Booker. You fucking sluttface. Pay me more.
Tuesday, October 09, 2012 11:51:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
your mom's box
Tuesday, October 09, 2012 05:38:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
"We have to archive those logs. You know how many times we almost ran out of dick... DISK space"
Tuesday, October 09, 2012 02:37:55 AM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, its ARod, so game over.
Monday, October 08, 2012 11:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android