I want one of those Chris Christie, Governor fleeces. Imagine a "Joe C, Release Engineer" fleece? #biddiesbewet

Monday, November 05, 2012 07:10:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey look. They restored my power after a week and a half... #secondworldcountry

Monday, November 05, 2012 06:57:39 PM from Twitter for Android

3135 is the smallest order of a cyclotomic polynomial whose factorization contains 7 as a coefficient.

Monday, November 05, 2012 04:54:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon get back to work

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Monday, November 05, 2012 03:14:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Firefox is a fucking inferior web browser. Freezing, memory leaking, single processed piece of shit

Monday, November 05, 2012 03:02:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jay is annoying the fuck out of me today. He has his phases.Today, he's needy

Monday, November 05, 2012 01:47:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sick of seeing your manly-jacked yet still anorexic body all over Facebook. Put it away. It's gross.

Monday, November 05, 2012 12:23:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Keyboards should have memory

Monday, November 05, 2012 10:26:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Meg Long thinks I'm dumb in the head now. Bahhaa

Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:25:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Lady and the Tramp, Bambi. Same shit

Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:24:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm "fly" right now!

Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:06:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Butterfly in the skyyy!!!! @MalJNew

Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:05:19 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon you're the nastiest

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Sunday, November 04, 2012 07:52:40 PM from Twitter for Android

This poor guy's got some beak on him

Sunday, November 04, 2012 06:18:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Can we get some stewardesses who aren't blonde who can count. Thanks

Sunday, November 04, 2012 04:57:01 PM from Twitter for Android