Barack Hussein Obama. El presidente.
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 09:51:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
Parsing twitter's JSON in php and arrays and objects can seriously blow me right now.
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 03:11:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jeans to me: "You understand. Chris does not" #duh #imtheshit #knowitall
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 03:09:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
Whats the worst thing to say to a girl out of these three: "when's it due?" "it's that time of the month" or "stop being a cunt"
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 02:32:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
I HAVE THIS SHIT RT @UberFacts “Grammar Pedantry Syndrome” is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:36:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
"i asking if we are allow to create an admin account" ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT? How do we hire these fucking people
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:33:50 PM from Twitter Web Client
Remember folks - your vote doesn't mean jack shit, so why bother. If certain states count more, what is the point? #freedomisanillusion
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 09:10:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
I just unlocked the "Ten Hundred" badge on @foursquare for checking in over 1000 times! http://4sq.com/YR9wDZ
@MalJNew suck it the most
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 09:03:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Happy Election Day! May the odds be ever in your favor!
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 07:50:02 AM from Twitter for Android
It fetches the right data by tweet ID. Now I just need to have it write it back to the DB
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 03:19:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Yeahhhhh buddy. Already started working on my tool that's going to import the 11 days of tweets i didn't archive into my db.
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 03:18:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
fuckin legitimate. fixed a bug in my twitter app and now the times aren't like 4 hours off. Enfuckinjoyyyyyy http://t.co/QJWJvSF
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 02:55:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
I just reached Level 2 of the "Trainspotter" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different stations! http://4sq.com/SR2uMq