Fuckin stadium with its 5000empty seats and its quiet as fuck. Old stadium used to get loud.

Monday, October 15, 2012 11:06:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I think i saw more action in the 10 minutes of this Giants/Cards game than I did in two Yankee ALCS games.

Monday, October 15, 2012 11:05:54 PM from Twitter for Android

That dude was out as fuck!!! Fuckin blind motherfuckers

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:42 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG These umpire suck donkey dick!!!

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:05 PM from Twitter for Android

My mom, talking about Brian Wilson's beard: "No wonder girls end up going out with girls."

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:54:21 PM from Twitter for Android

The guy next to me on this train is possibly as batshit crazy as Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire

Monday, October 15, 2012 06:59:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Uhhhh. It's exactly what it looks like

Monday, October 15, 2012 03:03:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

If that hoe doesn't know... that she was getting fucked on the 19th Flo' hahahahhahahahah

Monday, October 15, 2012 01:46:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

When using the word "fucking" as an adjective in a list, a comma makes a HUGE difference. http://t.co/Tw6f8hu

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:31:57 AM from Twitpic

RT @Colithika: i am a sexy fucker

Monday, October 15, 2012 07:51:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Roasting my ass off here. It should be in the 40s/50s. Not 70. It was just 40. This is how people get sick

Sunday, October 14, 2012 09:40:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Verlander/Hughes Tuesday... Yankees are fucked. Hughes never turned out to be as good as Connors predicted.

Sunday, October 14, 2012 07:31:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel DA Yankees

Sunday, October 14, 2012 07:07:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo Nope. Means you're a lame

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, October 14, 2012 11:36:05 AM from Twitter for Android

You know what I do when people call me shady? I teach them a lesson. Hotly

Sunday, October 14, 2012 02:23:42 AM from Twitter for Android