If Gretchen Mol is 40, then bring me a cougar. Welp, maybe I'm just into older redheads
Monday, November 12, 2012 10:56:06 PM from Twitter for Android
So Angela Darmody banged a guy she thought looked like her son and screamed his name in bed? #sick #boardwalkempire
Monday, November 12, 2012 10:38:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Lol. The NYC comptroller is Asian. #math #smart
Monday, November 12, 2012 10:32:24 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 I would commit a crime if my FiOS went out. It's like the best thing ever
Monday, November 12, 2012 10:20:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Uberfacts basically said I need shrooms to be creative. Welp, no wonder I'm so uncreative
Monday, November 12, 2012 10:19:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
Chris Christie
*Governor*
Monday, November 12, 2012 07:23:03 PM from Twitter for Android
This new iOS dev we hired looks like a mix between Curly from the Three Stooges and Anthony Martinez from Fairfield 2010
Monday, November 12, 2012 04:25:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Well balls. Went to a bar in Gramercy and need to be back in the financial district like now. Still here. Oops
Monday, November 12, 2012 01:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android
The doghouse. Lol
Monday, November 12, 2012 10:32:58 AM from Twitter for Android
@VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison Duh. I'm awesome bitches
Monday, November 12, 2012 09:22:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's okay though. There's a solution for people like TK. #cuntpunt
Monday, November 12, 2012 09:13:28 AM from Twitter Web Client
Yes, TK. I appreciate you yelling at me in front of DLK that it's ALL my fault we all stayed too late drinking in the office last Friday.
Monday, November 12, 2012 09:03:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
The Mover: "Chest out. Be proud!!!!"
Sunday, November 11, 2012 02:19:26 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew just tweetd on behalf of me that I love butts. Truth
Saturday, November 10, 2012 07:34:55 PM from Twitter for Android
I love butts!
Saturday, November 10, 2012 07:31:55 PM from Twitter for Android