Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

If any build breaks just one more time, I will lose my shit

"you wha you guys opption that if a customer is cancel from a class, should they get a Appointment Cancellation email or a Class email?"

I'm such a dumb bitch. Lost my buckyballs and thought someone stole them and they were around my neck

and because there's a bastardization of file paths using mixes of forward and backslashes, finalbuilder is being a dick

I drink bud lights for hydration. Shit's weak Might as well be water. It's like 96% not alcohol.

What should I write for my upcoming 8,000th tweet?

Lennon w/ PERFECT ADVICE: joe... trivia tomorrow... lots of drinking. fuck this series and the election. fuckity fuck fuckishit booker fuck.

Seriously, it's as if Cy Young was pitching to a bunch of little leaguers.

I don't know what's worse... Both presidential candidates, or the New York Yankees.

Hughes out in the 4th? Does it get any worse for the Yankees?

Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out.

Brian Wilson is a crazy bastard, and this gif is excellent: http://t.co/S4lKkdY

T-15 tweets until 8,000. #bitches

12:37AM, so I think I'll compile node from source on 5 servers #bookerlife