Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Some more skrilla from those bitches

I am naming my next ulcer "Booker"

These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it.

DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned

To do: work bullshit and install android 4.2 on my phone (some hot ASOP binaries, right off Google's servers)

This is why voting in the United States is a fucking joke. http://t.co/YzwYMfl

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Regret in devops is when you are monitor cloud instance which was terminate of last week.

Tits! Meetings! Enjoyyyyyyy

"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass."

Beers are going down realll smooth, you guys

Yay I hope we get a blizzard RT @tomwcleary Another nor'easter could be on the way for Thanksgiving week: http://t.co/cES1yjo #ctweather

Bam Bam on the Flinstones should have been called Bang Bang.

Overheard in the morning: "It looks like I just got fucked. That's because I did get fucked"

I need 3-4 fucking clones of me right now. fuck man

This guy can go fuck his mother. he's the worst: https://t.co/QzNAeT2