"going to lose the whole day playing with joes balls"-pat "you can do anything you want with joes balls"-mal

Friday, October 19, 2012 11:17:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

albs is trying to bang rollo. i can see it in his eyes

Friday, October 19, 2012 10:33:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

Derick, regarding the new pumpkin beer: "If a pumpkin took a piss, that's what it would taste like"

Friday, October 19, 2012 09:59:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone loves my balls. They all want to play with them

Friday, October 19, 2012 09:19:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think there's some rule that says: if its drizzling and I'm on the train platform, delay the train and rain harder

Friday, October 19, 2012 08:05:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Rainy Friday. Struttin that ass

Friday, October 19, 2012 08:01:38 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm wearing girly socks

Friday, October 19, 2012 12:38:50 AM from Twitter for Android

@dannyrob88 drunk confidence? if you're thinking about banging the girl, go for it.

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:55:32 PM from Twitter for Android

On a brighter note, there will be no parade to clutter up the vicinity of my office building and make me rage on the subways

Thursday, October 18, 2012 06:05:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

CUNCEL DA YANKEES

Thursday, October 18, 2012 05:46:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

As I said in Game 2 of the ALCS, this SAESON is CUNCELED

Thursday, October 18, 2012 05:46:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tell elise I want my balls back

Thursday, October 18, 2012 04:10:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mother fucker. Fuck the fuckin world and my new band... It's called. Syskill: http://t.co/S1Cr9eS

Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:37:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am

Wednesday, October 17, 2012 06:03:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

THE BUILD WORKED. About fuckin time

Wednesday, October 17, 2012 06:00:04 PM from Twitter Web Client