"going to lose the whole day playing with joes balls"-pat "you can do anything you want with joes balls"-mal
Friday, October 19, 2012 11:17:26 AM from Twitter Web Client
albs is trying to bang rollo. i can see it in his eyes
Friday, October 19, 2012 10:33:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
Derick, regarding the new pumpkin beer: "If a pumpkin took a piss, that's what it would taste like"
Friday, October 19, 2012 09:59:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
Everyone loves my balls. They all want to play with them
Friday, October 19, 2012 09:19:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
I think there's some rule that says: if its drizzling and I'm on the train platform, delay the train and rain harder
Friday, October 19, 2012 08:05:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Rainy Friday. Struttin that ass
Friday, October 19, 2012 08:01:38 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm wearing girly socks
Friday, October 19, 2012 12:38:50 AM from Twitter for Android
@dannyrob88 drunk confidence? if you're thinking about banging the girl, go for it.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:55:32 PM from Twitter for Android
On a brighter note, there will be no parade to clutter up the vicinity of my office building and make me rage on the subways
Thursday, October 18, 2012 06:05:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
CUNCEL DA YANKEES
Thursday, October 18, 2012 05:46:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
As I said in Game 2 of the ALCS, this SAESON is CUNCELED
Thursday, October 18, 2012 05:46:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Tell elise I want my balls back
Thursday, October 18, 2012 04:10:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
Mother fucker. Fuck the fuckin world and my new band... It's called. Syskill: http://t.co/S1Cr9eS
Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:37:04 AM from Twitter Web Client
This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 06:03:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
THE BUILD WORKED. About fuckin time
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 06:00:04 PM from Twitter Web Client