Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Alexey: "Well there won't be any downtime, only some issues where it won't be available for a minute or so" #engineerdefinitionofdowntime

Suck my dick for making me do a 7am maintenance today, a 10PM tonight and 6AM tomorrow. #RAISE #fuckoff Gonna do a startup w/ @__JLu instead

Not a bug. Someone tried to use IE7. Our app should detect this and say "You are useless at life. Please off yourself"

I thought @Lennon was supposed to be a public facing, non-crazy twitter. She's still tweeting about tits/funbags and jeans' ass. #mystyle

This is some fuckin bullshit that I was forced to work from home tomorrow because of a release. It's pink day/ a bake sale for cancer.

Take two shots whenever @kevinrose tweets #gopackgo on Sundays...

This kids don't even need fuckin haircuts. Beanie headed bastards

That's some bullshit when a family walks in with like 5 kids at the barber

Struttin' that ass against breast cancer!

I'm at Making Strides Against Breast Cancer (Purchase, NY) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/TpjHR5

Bold flavors! (@ Chili's Grill & Bar w/ @maljnew) [pic]: http://4sq.com/VghyCI

Really embarrassed by my parking job. Parked like a doucheknuckle

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Angelo isn't here anymore? Wtf? Who runs this shit?#thelevee

I just unlocked the Back to School badge on @foursquare for checking in back on campus! Time to party! Er, study. http://4sq.com/TGQYl6

"I just spilled water down my boob" "what are ya gonna do?" "Well, I was hoping you'd lick it off for me"