When i bust my gat, motherfuckers take dirt naps.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 10:28:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
Sam's such a baller. Tell him I'm going to be late. Walk in 45 mins late. He says "Hey man, thought you were going to be late"
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 09:45:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
Tonights menu: bolognese sauce and cauliflower quiche, prepared by your master chef... Me!
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 08:56:29 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm gonna go watch these tapes
Monday, November 19, 2012 09:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android
@Lennon son of a bitch. Its in my DVR. #spoiler
Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:55:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Bring me this mother drummer! http://t.co/Zzd8zcT
Sunday, November 18, 2012 08:40:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Wait. If a pigs tail is squiggly, is a pigs dick squiggly?
Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:10:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Delete that shit. Two midgets and a horse
Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:08:40 AM from Twitter for Android
Two bitches and a horse or else it isn't even worth my time.
Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:06:58 AM from Twitter for Android
She's doing bitch face! http://t.co/GwtuT1C
I just smacked DAT ass and said "you got a black ass, gurrrrrrl"
Saturday, November 17, 2012 09:46:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Vagina phone!
Saturday, November 17, 2012 07:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android
This cabbie smells like fuckin onions. Big deal. Happens
Friday, November 16, 2012 09:34:34 PM from Twitter for Android