Chances are you missed me and elise on the swing. Its k. Didn't do anything for me

Friday, October 19, 2012 09:57:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Walks into the iron horse. Pukes. #typical

Friday, October 19, 2012 08:49:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh my.... they are NOT going to the iron horse.... are they?

Friday, October 19, 2012 08:31:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Casey's wife is so cool.

Friday, October 19, 2012 07:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android

X-Tina just beat me 10-5 in fooseball. Bitch ass trick

Friday, October 19, 2012 07:01:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ghost ride the whip... Ghost ride... YOUR MOM

Friday, October 19, 2012 06:04:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Wait a minute! You use bigger ones if you want something fluffy?"

Friday, October 19, 2012 05:40:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ohhh I think this beer fucks you up. Oh my

Friday, October 19, 2012 05:24:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, like everyone at my company recently, looks like @DadBoner is getting fired also. #bogus

Friday, October 19, 2012 03:46:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Could really use some beers right now, you guys.

Friday, October 19, 2012 03:40:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Struttin that ass, brogramming: http://t.co/a3HKOqT

Friday, October 19, 2012 01:11:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just sent this to the MTA regarding fare hikes http://t.co/pz0yIqm

Friday, October 19, 2012 12:53:59 PM from Twitpic

This just gave me chills: Listening to Immortality by Pearl Jam on Pandora. http://t.co/oUmWSeg
#pandora

Friday, October 19, 2012 12:10:24 PM from Pandora

@__JLu Now that's a REAL abuser's list

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, October 19, 2012 11:33:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just realized I may come across as a fuckin whackjob on twitter to other, more normal people

Friday, October 19, 2012 11:21:14 AM from Twitter Web Client