I'm the cockiest motherfucker going but I mean hey.... when your that hot. God damn right.
Friday, November 16, 2012 08:57:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Struttin dat ass over to Down The Hatch. Enjoyyyyyy fuckers
Friday, November 16, 2012 07:05:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Since when does fuckin beer stain your shirt? I look like I got jizzed on. All because I was laughing at @BadPointer's antics
Friday, November 16, 2012 07:01:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?"
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:45:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
THERE'S A MONSTERRRRRRR. AT THE END OF THIS BOOK http://t.co/Fj0m4vI
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:26:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
BUTTERFLYYY IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:23:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
My boss is a fucking baller: "Gonna step out, buy a bottle of gin, be right back. No joke, buying a bottle of gin"
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:16:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: The lion king is amazing!!!
Friday, November 16, 2012 04:10:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: How Pimp is This Stache Watch? http://t.co/htUDrqK
Friday, November 16, 2012 03:34:02 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I don't want this moustache watch... I NEEEED IT: http://t.co/AywVMkR
Friday, November 16, 2012 03:28:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
When life gives you lemons... Strut dat ass
Friday, November 16, 2012 02:04:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Mmmmm. Free pizza. Thanks @mercurypay
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:41:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
[11/15/2012 5:53:40 PM] Xtina: http://t.co/YYQdRzP
Friday, November 16, 2012 09:01:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Well fuck
Thursday, November 15, 2012 09:39:18 PM from Twitter for Android