Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

What a dumb motherfucker; http://t.co/LzZL5gR

I knew this chick was getting off at Bronxville. She had it written all over her. I can just tell...

Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead.

For fuck's sake..... :-\

@Waspito Dude's crazy. There are hardly any Hasidics in Westchester. More like Brooklyn or the Catskills.

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

This is the new theme song for our infrastructure team: http://t.co/vphfsPF

Took me a good 5 minutes to get around the new website blocks. #dontfuckwithmeargentina

Once they start blocking websites is kin d of the part when I start leaving because it's not like I can't get around them

This is what I'm talking about #yankees

And yes, I was wearing another dude's pants.

And my previous tweet was an actual sext I sent earlier....

Ummmm. I'm strutting my ass in your diesels so get your blackest ass over to Woody's and visit me and Yuri and mal. Maybe I'll pose for you

HA... one year ago today I tweeted about how ARod choked. Some things never change: https://t.co/41XRexl

ARod would choke, as per usual...