Pretty sure Sassy thinks my face is a lollipop
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 08:50:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Yeahhhhhhh! Works closed until Thursday so fuckin enjoyyyy. Free vacay!
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 06:40:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Major disaster: No Nexus 4 on Verizon. This is bullshit.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 03:13:52 PM from Twitter for Android
The only thing #sandy right now is TK's box
Monday, October 29, 2012 04:12:26 PM from Twitter for Android
What the hell is going on here?!?! http://t.co/QRgMQf7
The fact that I was like "Funny how" and Pudge got the Goodfellas reference and is a Yankee fan.... For fucks sake what a G.
Monday, October 29, 2012 02:05:42 AM from Twitter for Android
Dickknuckle and douchecanoe. Bitches
Monday, October 29, 2012 01:42:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Been drinking for 7 hours already. Jeebus. I'm ok though.
Monday, October 29, 2012 01:14:22 AM from Twitter for Android
OK miss piggy. No one else gives a fuck about your Hawaii pics on instagram
Monday, October 29, 2012 01:13:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Never have I ever ridden bare back on a horse
Monday, October 29, 2012 12:45:48 AM from Twitter for Android
"Are your friends all just getting wasted and waiting for the end of the world?"
Monday, October 29, 2012 12:09:32 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh hey Bella!!!!! Sweetie!!! http://t.co/8VoK5ul
Um... in Apples to Apples, how does Ding Dongs lose for firm....
Sunday, October 28, 2012 09:35:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Sunday, October 28, 2012 08:05:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh my God this beef and noodles... Might have jizzed my pants
Sunday, October 28, 2012 07:58:52 PM from Twitter for Android