Everyone is recommending that you don’t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up!

Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:14:35 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @Fantasy_Mania: that outfield fly rule was about as vile as a @portfolioso tweet...

Saturday, October 06, 2012 09:36:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate

Friday, October 05, 2012 09:59:37 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Is This The Best Voicemail Ever, or is this the Best Voicemail Ever? http://bit.ly/Qyc8Tm

Friday, October 05, 2012 01:56:02 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

For your viewing pleasure: Gallons of cow pus: http://t.co/6nm537l

Friday, October 05, 2012 01:08:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

I am intrigued by the fact that I just shit out a completely undigested blueberry I apparently swallowed whole.

Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:48:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

The mover, circa 1945: "HEY RED!!!!"

Thursday, October 04, 2012 07:31:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. Tired. Can I take a nap now?

Thursday, October 04, 2012 04:15:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

"I think I'm getting a fever. Oh well. I'll just drink it out" @MalJNew

Thursday, October 04, 2012 03:45:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

oh my. little tipssssss. haven't been like this at lunch since the old office. fun bags was too lenient with the cider and Jameson

Thursday, October 04, 2012 03:42:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Those are the definition of fun bags" @MalJNew

Thursday, October 04, 2012 03:35:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Big Bird for president! #thiscountryisafuckingjoke

Thursday, October 04, 2012 12:49:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yeah buddy Grandy Man!!!!

Wednesday, October 03, 2012 07:41:34 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew you were down

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, October 03, 2012 06:56:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Just grabbed and squeezed my own ass. It's nice.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012 06:55:10 PM from Twitter for Android