Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/T9imav

Niraj - bring me a mother fuckin' beer, bitch. Can't you see I'm the mayor here on Foursquare? You're welcome

I don't care about the debate. I'm just going to watch puppies on youtube all night: http://t.co/MpAeh9T

RT @RepRonPaul: The internet revolution is a liberty revolution http://t.co/sttmKWmi

"There was no downtime during this morning's rollout. That's how I roll"

Alexey: "Well there won't be any downtime, only some issues where it won't be available for a minute or so" #engineerdefinitionofdowntime

Suck my dick for making me do a 7am maintenance today, a 10PM tonight and 6AM tomorrow. #RAISE #fuckoff Gonna do a startup w/ @__JLu instead

Not a bug. Someone tried to use IE7. Our app should detect this and say "You are useless at life. Please off yourself"

I thought @Lennon was supposed to be a public facing, non-crazy twitter. She's still tweeting about tits/funbags and jeans' ass. #mystyle

This is some fuckin bullshit that I was forced to work from home tomorrow because of a release. It's pink day/ a bake sale for cancer.

Take two shots whenever @kevinrose tweets #gopackgo on Sundays...

This kids don't even need fuckin haircuts. Beanie headed bastards

That's some bullshit when a family walks in with like 5 kids at the barber