Nice to know that these two new servers we're leasing are worth more than I am per year. #jesusfuckingchristineedaraise

Monday, October 01, 2012 10:33:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Then i saw his face / now I'm a belieber #biebs

Monday, October 01, 2012 10:31:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck.

Sunday, September 30, 2012 05:22:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Hot. http://t.co/eazh5Xs

Sunday, September 30, 2012 04:34:31 PM from Instagram

The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!!

Sunday, September 30, 2012 04:31:59 PM from Twitter for Android

#loljets

Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:59:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!!

Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:36:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj

Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:11:46 PM from Twitter for Android

That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome.

Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm pretty sure that was the quickest friend request acceptance in the history of facebook

Sunday, September 30, 2012 02:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Try everything once except gay sex or heroin

Sunday, September 30, 2012 02:31:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Aww how cute. The former marketing intern is all grown up.

Sunday, September 30, 2012 01:17:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I just reached Level 3 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different Mexican Restaurants! http://4sq.com/PDqiBA

Sunday, September 30, 2012 12:36:13 PM from foursquare

Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew

Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Pockets is such a weiner face

Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:53:53 AM from Twitter for Android