Nice to know that these two new servers we're leasing are worth more than I am per year. #jesusfuckingchristineedaraise
Monday, October 01, 2012 10:33:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Then i saw his face / now I'm a belieber #biebs
Monday, October 01, 2012 10:31:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck.
Sunday, September 30, 2012 05:22:11 PM from Twitter for Android
The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!!
Sunday, September 30, 2012 04:31:59 PM from Twitter for Android
I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!!
Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:36:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj
Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:11:46 PM from Twitter for Android
That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome.
Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm pretty sure that was the quickest friend request acceptance in the history of facebook
Sunday, September 30, 2012 02:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Try everything once except gay sex or heroin
Sunday, September 30, 2012 02:31:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Aww how cute. The former marketing intern is all grown up.
Sunday, September 30, 2012 01:17:14 PM from Twitter for Android
I just reached Level 3 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different Mexican Restaurants! http://4sq.com/PDqiBA
Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew
Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Pockets is such a weiner face
Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:53:53 AM from Twitter for Android