Welp, like everyone at my company recently, looks like @DadBoner is getting fired also. #bogus
Friday, October 19, 2012 03:46:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
Could really use some beers right now, you guys.
Friday, October 19, 2012 03:40:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Struttin that ass, brogramming: http://t.co/a3HKOqT
Friday, October 19, 2012 01:11:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just sent this to the MTA regarding fare hikes http://t.co/pz0yIqm
This just gave me chills: Listening to Immortality by Pearl Jam on Pandora. http://t.co/oUmWSeg
#pandora
@__JLu Now that's a REAL abuser's list
Friday, October 19, 2012 11:33:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
I just realized I may come across as a fuckin whackjob on twitter to other, more normal people
Friday, October 19, 2012 11:21:14 AM from Twitter Web Client
"going to lose the whole day playing with joes balls"-pat "you can do anything you want with joes balls"-mal
Friday, October 19, 2012 11:17:26 AM from Twitter Web Client
albs is trying to bang rollo. i can see it in his eyes
Friday, October 19, 2012 10:33:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
Derick, regarding the new pumpkin beer: "If a pumpkin took a piss, that's what it would taste like"
Friday, October 19, 2012 09:59:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
Everyone loves my balls. They all want to play with them
Friday, October 19, 2012 09:19:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
I think there's some rule that says: if its drizzling and I'm on the train platform, delay the train and rain harder
Friday, October 19, 2012 08:05:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Rainy Friday. Struttin that ass
Friday, October 19, 2012 08:01:38 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm wearing girly socks
Friday, October 19, 2012 12:38:50 AM from Twitter for Android
@dannyrob88 drunk confidence? if you're thinking about banging the girl, go for it.
Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:55:32 PM from Twitter for Android