These bubbles amused me... http://t.co/aoyyJTQ
Seriously though. 5 minutes for a down elevator is too fucking long. I have things to do places to go.
Friday, September 28, 2012 02:22:20 PM from Twitter for Android
These motherless elevators take fuckin 3 years
Friday, September 28, 2012 02:10:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I have the bestest smile right now.
Friday, September 28, 2012 11:37:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'M SO CONVINCING. BELIEVE ME, DUH [10:52:54 AM] @maljnew: i'm not convinced [10:54:02 AM] Me: be convinced
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:56:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
♪♪ If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out, COCAINE ♪♪
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:45:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
OMG water on Mars. http://t.co/Frn7fJg
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:25:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
I eat a lot
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:20:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
This bitch ass should not be wearing an exclusive company T-Shirt on the grounds that she's not doing the charity walk and didn't donate.
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
Is it exactly like SoapUI, but with a better UI?
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:20 AM from Twitter Web Client
I wanted to snap his neck marine style, but didn't want to cause any trouble ;)
Friday, September 28, 2012 09:20:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
You know your day is going to be amazing when a big obnoxious black gentleman tells you to move your fucking bag motherfucker on the subway
Friday, September 28, 2012 09:20:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
God fucking damnit. It has to start raining while I'm waiting for this late assed train? It couldn't wait a few more minutes?
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:06:04 AM from Twitter for Android
Try now. It should work now, in a little while.
Thursday, September 27, 2012 05:47:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
I smell a rat. I hate fuckin rats.
Thursday, September 27, 2012 01:47:09 PM from Twitter Web Client