Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It smells like grape

You're a cunt if you use javascript to disable text selection on a site. For real? It's not like it's stopping me. What a joke

I don't care how good you are (even though you're not). If you can't use motherfuckin deodorant at work, I'm firing your filthy ass.

Bang the frontend team, just not on the backend

I think it should be a Jewish holiday every day on the grounds that I can actually get a seat on my train.

Welp, old laptop from 05 I use as a server... Fan just started sounding like a lawn mower for no reason. Thought it was the HD..Now it's ok.

There is absolutely no way Jennifer Lawrence didn't enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Gale and Peeta while filming this shit.

Eh 12:15am, why not start watching The Hunger Games...

Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season.

Just flashed new CDMA and LTE radios on my #nexus. Going to see if it works better on the train tomorrow.

I think every morning should be like this morning!

How you know I'm fried. Just told the coworkers that everything was all set for the weekend and I'd see them Monday. It is Monday. JEEEZ

Pockets can go fuck himself

Anyone else notice that Firefox has turned into a hideous piece of shit that freezes and crashes nonstop?

Weekend was fun but knocked the shit outta me. I can't drink like I used to, you guys.