I don't know what's worse... Both presidential candidates, or the New York Yankees.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:14:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hughes out in the 4th? Does it get any worse for the Yankees?

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 09:26:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 05:46:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

нет http://t.co/V7up25j

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 02:41:28 AM from Twitpic

Brian Wilson is a crazy bastard, and this gif is excellent: http://t.co/S4lKkdY

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:40:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

T-15 tweets until 8,000. #bitches

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:38:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

12:37AM, so I think I'll compile node from source on 5 servers #bookerlife

Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:37:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin stadium with its 5000empty seats and its quiet as fuck. Old stadium used to get loud.

Monday, October 15, 2012 11:06:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I think i saw more action in the 10 minutes of this Giants/Cards game than I did in two Yankee ALCS games.

Monday, October 15, 2012 11:05:54 PM from Twitter for Android

That dude was out as fuck!!! Fuckin blind motherfuckers

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:42 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG These umpire suck donkey dick!!!

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:05 PM from Twitter for Android

My mom, talking about Brian Wilson's beard: "No wonder girls end up going out with girls."

Monday, October 15, 2012 10:54:21 PM from Twitter for Android

The guy next to me on this train is possibly as batshit crazy as Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire

Monday, October 15, 2012 06:59:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Uhhhh. It's exactly what it looks like

Monday, October 15, 2012 03:03:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

If that hoe doesn't know... that she was getting fucked on the 19th Flo' hahahahhahahahah

Monday, October 15, 2012 01:46:09 PM from Twitter Web Client