Clilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo http://t.co/X0chRi6
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 04:19:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
I am going to unfollow @ElBloombito if he keeps retweeting @Jewyorican's tweets. No one gives a fuck
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 01:52:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
This dude Brent Ozar is a fuckin genius
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:26:29 AM from Twitter Web Client
Calenderp derp derp derp
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 09:49:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
Nice to know that I forgot to close my plain text file of passwords as the auditor looked at my screen #FAIL
Monday, October 01, 2012 01:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
I need a shower. I'm like disgusting right now
Monday, October 01, 2012 11:44:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
Alexey is fucking dapper this fine morning
Monday, October 01, 2012 10:56:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
Nice to know that these two new servers we're leasing are worth more than I am per year. #jesusfuckingchristineedaraise
Monday, October 01, 2012 10:33:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Then i saw his face / now I'm a belieber #biebs
Monday, October 01, 2012 10:31:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck.
Sunday, September 30, 2012 05:22:11 PM from Twitter for Android
The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!!
Sunday, September 30, 2012 04:31:59 PM from Twitter for Android
I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!!
Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:36:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj
Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:11:46 PM from Twitter for Android