A beautiful, crisp, 55 degree morning! About time this hot summer's almost over!

Monday, September 10, 2012 07:44:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY

Monday, September 10, 2012 03:27:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive and its awful to see other amazing people struggle. That could be me.

Saturday, September 08, 2012 10:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I like holding Stella's paws http://t.co/SHr1bTV

Saturday, September 08, 2012 09:25:05 PM from Instagram

Sorry @maljnew, puppies like me more than you. Enjoyy

Saturday, September 08, 2012 09:17:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I am a compulsive coaster peeler at bars.

Saturday, September 08, 2012 06:50:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I want to 💩 on TK's desk

Saturday, September 08, 2012 06:34:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Mikey eating an acorn was a hysterical sight. That face was priceless

Saturday, September 08, 2012 04:36:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo yes. that's coughing blood. I do t have that.

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Saturday, September 08, 2012 03:11:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: don't puke stomach acid and blood in the morning

Saturday, September 08, 2012 12:23:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Air drumming with Wrobs is SO fun

Friday, September 07, 2012 10:03:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella bang in one if you like it

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Friday, September 07, 2012 09:56:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Friday, September 07, 2012 09:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo the @MirrorFairfield are a bunch of pussies.

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Friday, September 07, 2012 08:44:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah Arod you useless motherfucker. Enjoyyyyy

Friday, September 07, 2012 08:28:39 PM from Twitter for Android