Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This bitch ass should not be wearing an exclusive company T-Shirt on the grounds that she's not doing the charity walk and didn't donate.

Is it exactly like SoapUI, but with a better UI?

I wanted to snap his neck marine style, but didn't want to cause any trouble ;)

You know your day is going to be amazing when a big obnoxious black gentleman tells you to move your fucking bag motherfucker on the subway

God fucking damnit. It has to start raining while I'm waiting for this late assed train? It couldn't wait a few more minutes?

Try now. It should work now, in a little while.

I smell a rat. I hate fuckin rats.

Me to Eric: "let's just take a dump and get it over with" (regarding one of our apps leaking memory). Then I wondered why everyone laughed

Definitely don;t need a fucking bagel because I ate already, but whatever. I need one

When the fuck is it going to be mother fucking 55 degrees or less. It's too fucking hot in this bitch

Everything sucks

I wanna go to baus...... this train home sux

OK maybe an exaggeration

Black Britney > Britney

Let's pee on her