Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

That's what I call Blagner

I don't think it's normal to drop a green one. Must have been the wasabi....

But why is my phone speaker hissing at me when it's completely off?

Pretty sure Luna Lovegood was on the 4 this morning

What the hell is going onnnn? http://t.co/Hm8uGPN

Just get a fucking iPhone. For fucks sake

Xtina: I am going to name my apartment Theory. Because in Theory, everything works!

Xtina: "Hey. have you considered sucking it?"

TK you fucking know-it-all. Stop telling us how to do our tech jobs when you are clueless about life, the universe and everything

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: What is happen in cloud is stay in cloud because nobody can able reproduce outside of cloud.

Jammin out to The Doors much to @RockNationRadio's displeasure

Barry is straight up clownin' on this train this morning. Guy's a riot. Called some guy Ace and said he's only tiger in front of his wife

Pretty sure I sliced my face off shaving. Like 4 cuts. Fuckin amateur hour. Didn't even mess my face up this bad when I was 17

Like Andrew Jackson, I have a habitual disregard of laws and constitutional provisions

@Colithika just drop the whacker and then there'd be no more hating