Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Motherfuckers need to stop goin around NYC swinging knives & poppin peeps. This is bullshit. Also, the cops will kill you. So enjoy

@colithika is my dude

There's a script on my desktop named bs.vbs. It does some bullshit

7-Zip is very inspirational, in that it told me everything is OK via command line output http://t.co/XrFvhep

RT @__JLu: watching dvds on an hdtv is just painful.

I just got the random urge to play Jazz Jackrabbit 2

To the gentleman dragging the garbage can in grand central making beeping noises with your mouth: I cannot take you seriously right now.

Fuckin cockblock 6 train. I hear it coming so I run down the stairs and its not in service. Stops. Then leaves.

Just walked by 257. I don't think you understand how much FUCKING better that old office was.

Oh I don't bring people home... when people are around. Haaaaaaa

Its amazing how a little alcohol and other awesomeness takes me from grumpy and cray to calm and awesome

I love batch scripts, but Jesus Christ, Alexey - there are no specs for this. How am I supposed o figure out your mind

Really looking forward to @DadBoner's "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" tweet, you guys

@kellyomealia Yeah the A and C probably suck worse.

New blog post: The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick http://bit.ly/O3HVMO