Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

waiting for the code to compile and for the app server to defragment. I should go play ping pong or fooseball

Dudes like my boy Barry that calls everyone slugger, tiger and junior are one of the reasons I don't altogether lose it on the MTA

BAHAHAHAHA. Bill Blum emailed me in July and I missed it because it was my old account I never check,

Thank you sore throat for making me miss dev drinks. The programmers are worried about me because I ditched them for drinks the past 4 times

Delayed for the THIRD time in two days. Fucking MTA

Mother to her loud kid on the train: "Shh. No one wants to hear you" fantastic!

I'm also a fatass

It's bullshit McDonalds Breakfasts end at 10:30AM. Derick just brough in an egg sandwich and it smells amazing and now I can't get breakfast

"Why do you need two drummers?" "Well, we increase our chances of having a sober drummer on stage by 50%"

I hope the cops shot the asshole dead who is responsible for this

Stuck on trains twice in one day. This is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit. I just wanna go home and sleep. I'm sick

"almost nothing ever happened here" is now a false statement

lucky the train this morning was ice cold or I would have lost it. Motherfuckers need to stop dropping dead on them. It delays me

@VtotheFlo nope, still feel like shit

Suck my dick, I fix everything