Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fuck Verizon wireless and the area between Crestwood and Scarsdale for no LTE (4G) or 3G. Give me Internet's shitpiles

See. Alinas not my type so I dont give a fuck. But she's got the potential to be hot and acts like 47. And has a mad face.

Can't play STP if I'm at the bar without me struttin that ass to the max. Duh you guys

Anyone ever read that rhald Dahl book Matilda? That's Alina. She acts like 31 looks old as fuck with that puss on her face. Fuckin. Be young

Alice in chains on at the bar. Where is my xtina for a duet? Also, struttin that ass and getting laid. Duh

Chunz is a dick

@tomwcleary lightning crashes!!!!!

LIGHTNING CRASHES is on at the bar. I'm getting laid

If the steel drums live version of Jane says comes on at the bar while I'm struttin that ass... I'm getting laid

Just gave @MalJNew a mystery shot of bud light and she legit accused me of pissing in a shot glass. @TaraCasanova recommended the shot

If pearl jam's black comes on at the bar... I'm getting laid obvi.

Leanin on a table. Ass out. Struttin'

Also. Dave Grohl hates glee. I'm gay for him. So fuck Glee. Stop tweeting about it.

Struttin that ass to 90s rock

You can ring out pissfart's face right now and make some french fries with it