Tell this joker to play some biggie
Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:56:54 AM from Twitter for Android
HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft.
Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu get the fuck out if here. I'm at the shack
Saturday, August 11, 2012 08:54:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Haliskoe: "Good news. In the state of Connecticut, its not considered drunk driving if your OnStar is sober"
Saturday, August 11, 2012 05:59:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Joe.... well as long as you black out well....
Saturday, August 11, 2012 12:59:14 AM from Twitter for Android
I don't know why this fuckin garlic smelly motherfucker has to come sit up my ass in a two seater when there's an empty seat across from me
Friday, August 10, 2012 08:05:15 AM from Twitter for Android
These fools would be dead in the water without me. I can do anything I want. #runthisbitch
12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys
@Colithika YES.
Friday, August 10, 2012 12:01:20 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @nyJULZmd: dog http://t.co/pO8CWvbn
Thursday, August 09, 2012 09:45:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Track 42? That even exists? Fuckin like.. .west bumblefuck in grand central
Thursday, August 09, 2012 08:29:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand why hipsters have iPhones.Too mainstream
Thursday, August 09, 2012 05:10:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
Overheard on the street: "My big kitty book is SOOOO much better than Ashley's beaver?"
Thursday, August 09, 2012 02:17:51 PM from Twitter for Android
bunch of pussies here with their lactose intolerance and peanut allergies. be a man and eat fuckin whatever
Thursday, August 09, 2012 11:58:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
@MalJNew QA team is protesting and working through the meeting. Also, I get free food which is one of the only things that makes me smile
Thursday, August 09, 2012 07:43:15 AM from Twitter for Android