The mother fuckin Consuela in this office needs to stop taking my cups off my desk. They are MINE. Not dirty. Now they're missing

Monday, August 06, 2012 01:25:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Redis is being cuntish

Monday, August 06, 2012 01:18:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed

Monday, August 06, 2012 12:52:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

V as in.. Not the second letter, B

Monday, August 06, 2012 11:11:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wikipedia is down?

Monday, August 06, 2012 09:40:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Google Now makes stupid assed assumptions. Just bc I search for a place on maps doesn't mean it should show a card with traffic as a commute

Monday, August 06, 2012 12:19:01 AM from Twitter for Android

@kellyomealia actually, the second one is a pretty sweet pic too. Artsy

In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet

Sunday, August 05, 2012 09:02:32 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q

Sunday, August 05, 2012 08:47:31 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I just thought 2008 was two years ago. Fuckin A I'm getting old

Sunday, August 05, 2012 08:32:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ

Sunday, August 05, 2012 04:59:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6

Sunday, August 05, 2012 04:21:03 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@ky9 101.9

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:32:50 PM from Twitter for Android

NY has a rock station again! Yay. Now I have some driving music.

Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:27:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Boobs

Sunday, August 05, 2012 12:19:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I just dropped half a baby cow at Maresca's. Might not be welcome back

Sunday, August 05, 2012 09:25:22 AM from Twitter for Android