This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass
Friday, August 03, 2012 07:38:06 PM from Twitter for Android
"I prefer to call this place "Dakota Bar" and I pronounce it in a Chilean accent...." @ Dakota Roadhouse: http://4sq.com/N4eDgA #foursquare
I'm at Dakota Roadhouse (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/QAq42P
Yes, this is what I send the Chief Operating Officer on a Friday at 6:45. #irunthisbitch http://t.co/T0fGHwG
Yes, this is what I send the Chief Operating Officer on a Friday at 6:45. #irunthisbitch http://t.co/7TcWyO1
And by this bitch, I mean the cunt VP of support
I don't think you understand what just happened. My boss just beat me in a drinking game and almost just made me puke all over this bitch.
@MalJNew when the keg got shitty: "Joes did you break the beer"
Played a drinking game of Foosball with my boss. Loser chugs. Almost yacked on the spot. #FML
Our system: Threadbare tapestry unwinding slow
Screaming Trees Pandora Radio and a couple of beers are the only things keeping me from taking this hammer on my desk and breaking shit
Horseshirt http://t.co/IaIuc6W
Screaming Trees Radio on Pandora is absolutely KILLING it right now http://t.co/LMYQMkk
#pandora
New blog post: iPhone 5 Speculators Are Jackasses http://t.co/78JmMl2
Friday, August 03, 2012 09:12:27 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy.