Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office?

Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I Legit Got Creeped Out And Pulled My Previous Blog Post http://t.co/EBDDUru

Wednesday, September 05, 2012 12:36:08 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Oops. It's 4am and I forgot to go to bed because I was trying to figure out how to use filter_input() properly to prevent SQL injections

Tuesday, September 04, 2012 04:02:16 AM from Twitter for Android

prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature)

Tuesday, September 04, 2012 03:00:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: This Deepak Chopra Sherpa Meditation Dude Is Kind of Right http://t.co/YA2JwbN

Tuesday, September 04, 2012 01:44:29 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

"We watched TV... And then we didn't watch TV"

Monday, September 03, 2012 11:58:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3."

Monday, September 03, 2012 05:41:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Slept about a million hours this weekend, you guys

Monday, September 03, 2012 10:50:16 AM from Twitter for Android

VZW will probably never update the Galaxy Nexus to Jellybean, but f them because I did it already and my OS is better than their buggy #ICS

Monday, September 03, 2012 01:50:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @yelling_bird: HAPPY LABOR DAY, SHITLORDS, HAVE FUN BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN 20 YEARS THANKS TO YOUR HORRIFIC LEADERS

Monday, September 03, 2012 01:46:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4

Sunday, September 02, 2012 05:25:44 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Yankees: Cuncel DA Saeson!!!

Sunday, September 02, 2012 03:59:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew 1)We don't even have a football team and 2)Yes. Suck it.

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Saturday, September 01, 2012 07:45:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Despite the 75 Ohio Bobcats tweets and retweets, I'd have no idea @MalJNew was in Ohio

Saturday, September 01, 2012 06:28:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't watch this fuckin amateur AAA team. Fuck

Saturday, September 01, 2012 02:09:17 PM from Twitter for Android