"Why do you need two drummers?" "Well, we increase our chances of having a sober drummer on stage by 50%"
Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:32:41 AM from Twitter for Android
I hope the cops shot the asshole dead who is responsible for this
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 09:58:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Stuck on trains twice in one day. This is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit. I just wanna go home and sleep. I'm sick
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 09:57:59 PM from Twitter for Android
"almost nothing ever happened here" is now a false statement
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 04:58:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
lucky the train this morning was ice cold or I would have lost it. Motherfuckers need to stop dropping dead on them. It delays me
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 09:19:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo nope, still feel like shit
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 07:59:31 AM from Twitter for Android
Suck my dick, I fix everything
Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:59:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
Oh GOD my throat. Staying home and sleeping. Also, a nifty geek article: http://t.co/ubGgJTh
Tuesday, August 14, 2012 08:30:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Yes, In GChat, dicks turn into smiley faces. This is blowing my mind #punintended
Oh for fuck's sake... Thanks Google... http://t.co/QRorOVO
@MalJNew prove it
I really don't understand how @MalJNew still has no idea how to type a penis when I showed her like 9 times already.
Monday, August 13, 2012 08:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Nice Haircut, Dickhead http://t.co/n1dRgRZ
Monday, August 13, 2012 08:09:00 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
"They seem to have done fine here... Except for the part where it's fucked"