If my black train conductor who calls me tiger isn't on the 8:02 and I get the British Indian woman instead, I'll be pissed

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:28:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Idk why I just pointed out he's Asian. Should've just said sleeping dude... no ones offended right? We cool

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:27:04 PM from Twitter for Android

This sleeping Asian better wake up before my stop because I don't feel like waking him up.

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:26:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Pump the AC up in this bitch, bastards

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:23:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin train is hot as sack...

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:12:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Barfly (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/MdkyPM

Monday, July 16, 2012 06:35:30 PM from foursquare

Doesn't sound appealing. This cannot be serious. http://t.co/ZgPjknV

Monday, July 16, 2012 05:45:53 PM from Instagram

Looks like I quit the wrong week to pick drinking

Monday, July 16, 2012 04:03:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: Jeez. That Kate Upton is really somethin' else, you guys.

Monday, July 16, 2012 03:02:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

"We all Marco" "We all from Tropojë"

Monday, July 16, 2012 03:02:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

My quote made it to the Tech Team whiteboard: "I wasn't going to drink, but then I had a beer" #alcoholism

Monday, July 16, 2012 11:30:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

@mirrorfairfield Pay the fucking bill assholes "You currently owe $8.10. Please make a payment before 17 Jul 2012"

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:34:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

@michellemm22 Oh for fuck's sake... hey @mirrorfairfield. You are all a bunch of fuckups.

In reply to @michellemm22's tweet

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:32:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dude with a Vineyard Vines sunglasses strap on his glasses here. Pure douchebaggery. Little piece of material is probably like $75

Monday, July 16, 2012 07:56:40 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Route 66 Cafe (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/Sr7gQK

Saturday, July 14, 2012 07:33:56 PM from foursquare