If my black train conductor who calls me tiger isn't on the 8:02 and I get the British Indian woman instead, I'll be pissed
Idk why I just pointed out he's Asian. Should've just said sleeping dude... no ones offended right? We cool
This sleeping Asian better wake up before my stop because I don't feel like waking him up.
Pump the AC up in this bitch, bastards
Fuckin train is hot as sack...
I'm at Barfly (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/MdkyPM
Doesn't sound appealing. This cannot be serious. http://t.co/ZgPjknV
Looks like I quit the wrong week to pick drinking
RT @DadBoner: Jeez. That Kate Upton is really somethin' else, you guys.
"We all Marco" "We all from Tropojë"
My quote made it to the Tech Team whiteboard: "I wasn't going to drink, but then I had a beer" #alcoholism
@mirrorfairfield Pay the fucking bill assholes "You currently owe $8.10. Please make a payment before 17 Jul 2012"
@michellemm22 Oh for fuck's sake... hey @mirrorfairfield. You are all a bunch of fuckups.
Dude with a Vineyard Vines sunglasses strap on his glasses here. Pure douchebaggery. Little piece of material is probably like $75
I'm at Route 66 Cafe (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/Sr7gQK