It's basically me telling one of the VPs who couldn't figure something out why he couldn't because the design team (Michelle) is dumb
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:43:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
Oh man. If I send this email right now, I'm getting fired. But it will point out how fucked up things are.
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:43:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 my girl cousins fought over the flower all the time when I was a kid and yes, it sucked.
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:09:39 PM from Twitter for Android
@VtotheFlo (SELECT COUNT * FROM tweet_archive WHERE is_drunk = 1 ) / SELECT COUNT * FROM tweet_archive) * 100
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 09:55:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Line here is slower than Alexeys fuckin availability search.
Monday, August 06, 2012 10:43:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Especially when there's a 76 person Mexican family in front of me
Monday, August 06, 2012 10:39:45 PM from Twitter for Android
The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick
Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Don't understand why some folks hate the gays. They're great at all kindsa things, like friendship, olympic sports, advice ...
Monday, August 06, 2012 09:46:33 PM from Twitter for Android
The mother fuckin Consuela in this office needs to stop taking my cups off my desk. They are MINE. Not dirty. Now they're missing
Redis is being cuntish
"Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed
V as in.. Not the second letter, B
Wikipedia is down?
Google Now makes stupid assed assumptions. Just bc I search for a place on maps doesn't mean it should show a card with traffic as a commute
Monday, August 06, 2012 12:19:01 AM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia actually, the second one is a pretty sweet pic too. Artsy
Sunday, August 05, 2012 09:02:32 PM from Twitter for Android