Christina: "this sucks everything sucks fuck everything with fire"

Friday, July 27, 2012 08:08:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Dakota bar. Playing 90s grunge. Fuckin. I'm gonna sing with Christina

Friday, July 27, 2012 07:33:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Once again, buzzed before i left the office for the day. #alcoholism

Friday, July 27, 2012 05:55:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

If I didn't die in a Haliskoe drunk driving crash in all my time at Fairfield, I guess I'm invincible, you guys.

Friday, July 27, 2012 04:59:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Waiter brought me two beers bc she thought I was two people. Not sure if awesome or fat........

Friday, July 27, 2012 02:22:24 PM from Twitter for Android

#velbapalooza is trending on the G1 peeps' twitters

Friday, July 27, 2012 10:02:19 AM from Twitter for Android

I am going to drop a the biggest "El Cantinero" in this work bathroom.

Friday, July 27, 2012 09:55:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more!

Friday, July 27, 2012 12:14:37 AM from Twitter for Android

I win!

Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:45:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Also I'm like the happiest right now.

Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:35:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Bahaha my boss liked my fb status where I said @LennonImagine could talk (dirty) to my nexus 7 tablet any time she wanted

Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:34:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Elise. You took a scandalous pic of me tonight. If you dont sext me that so I can whack it to me later, we are no longer friends

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:44:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Sext me my own hot pic boo so I can go to bed to me tonight

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:41:58 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella Correct. He really won't go to you.

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:15:55 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Girl. You bought yourself a rainbow ring?

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:14:48 PM from Twitter for Android