Oh I think I just popped my gay bar cherry. Hey. Happens. Dave grohl where ya at?

Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:19:16 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Raven's Head Public House (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/LFTOop

Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:15:57 AM from foursquare

"Your arm looks like a piece of beef that was thrown on the grill for a second" -mikey

Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:50:45 PM from Twitter for Android

My life would suck without me

Saturday, July 07, 2012 09:25:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Another example of MTA waste: they're running a train to Yankee Stadium for the Roger Waters concert. There was not one person on it

Saturday, July 07, 2012 05:47:55 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE

Saturday, July 07, 2012 04:04:26 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I should have been a nurse on the grounds that all nurses are hot. Its like a rule. I don't know an ugly nurse.

Saturday, July 07, 2012 03:23:33 AM from Twitter for Android

The only thing I'm disappointed in is the fact that there's no YouTube video of me wiping. Would've been hysterical

Saturday, July 07, 2012 03:22:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika touche. I wonder this myself

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Saturday, July 07, 2012 03:11:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Longboarding downhill for the 1st time. Took pavement at 15mph. Bitches dig injuries. means I'm getting laid tomorrow http://t.co/PnonJC3

Saturday, July 07, 2012 02:54:39 AM from Twitter for Android

John: "Popeye's. That's some deep south shit"

Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:59:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!"

Friday, July 06, 2012 11:53:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Really can't get beer down right now, you guys.

Friday, July 06, 2012 05:43:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app

Friday, July 06, 2012 01:40:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@pipeandcane yo

Friday, July 06, 2012 01:17:15 PM from Twitter Web Client