@MalJNew hhhh threesome. Sounds hot. But we're the fun one. Everyone else is a lame.
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:59:38 AM from Twitter for Android
This is some fuckin bullshit. I couldn't hit a mother fuckin cup to save my life. I blame danny for being cocky. Karma ya stupid fuck
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:58:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Shithead next to me on the train: stop fuckin humming
why won't this ubuntu upstart fuckin bullshit work? I should go home. ENJOYYY
No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away?
I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner
Maybe I'm just a linux dumbass, but I can't stand vim. I'm a nano guy. The real Linux dudes look at me like I'm out of my mind.
New blog post: tldb; http://t.co/sP4VG9w
Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:45:53 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit
I'm about to break this fucking bottle over someones head realllly soon
No patience for these fucking slow ass elevators this morning
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL
Bases loaded 0 outs and these useless motherfuckers can't even score
Jesus christ, Philip. .2 innings, 2 earned runs...