New blog post: Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows http://t.co/Ugr3O1Z
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:29:01 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Why is this new marketing manager like 7 feet tall? Also, if she's mean to Molly, I will injure her
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 12:47:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Does anyone have a fucking xanax?
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:57:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Now both my fucking eyelids twitch. Fuck my life so hard I'm calling out sick for a week
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:54:33 AM from Twitter for Android
I need to get out of here
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:53:25 AM from Twitter for Android
All I do all day is talk on the phone with RackSpace. This is all bullshit.
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:52:12 AM from Twitter for Android
7zip has horse shit, poorly documented command line parameters
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:20:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
Khodaja: "Is QA slow?" Christina: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem
Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit
Am I the only person who really couldn't give two shits about the Olympics?
On a roll, sons
SQL lips sink ships
@MalJNew Probably because I have been coming in early, so you're obviously avoiding me
VP 1 emails me a ridiculous request. I ignore it. CCs VP 2. I answer them both and decline the request. #winning #irunthisbitch