Derick.. I don't give a fuck. Ask the product team.
How you know you're fuckin shot: I just called my Dunkin Donuts coffee "Windows Coffee"
I'm at 7,092 tweets. Who wants to take guesses on when I hit 10,000?
Oh, if you missed the memo in my previous tweet, from now on, I will refer to rackspace as boobspace
Alexey: "So what did you drink tonight, beer?" Me: "Why are you assuming I was out drinking" Alexey: "But it's true, right?"
YES! Alexey one liners make my night "So Joe... Where do you go? Women?"
I'm at the bar and can't remember my boobspace password
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:10:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Desmond's Tavern w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/MXntYN
I'm at Mason Jar (New York, NY) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/OvJDqS
Bring me Android Jellybean #GoogleIO
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Vinny's Elementary School and State Penitentiary
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:53:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
Steve Jobs didnt get where he was by listening to ppl. He did it his way. Then they fired him. And he came back and ran the shit like a boss
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:19:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pretty sure I found someone hotter than Kate Upton on the 4 train this morning
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 09:06:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AM from Twitter Web Client