@nyJULZmd going down the shore. Yeahhhhhh buddy

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Thursday, June 14, 2012 09:59:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I should be packing...

Thursday, June 14, 2012 01:43:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If you can not able do it from command line, is not worth do it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:27:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

yeah next month's credit card bill isn't lookin too hot, you guys.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 05:04:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

The rain sounds so peaceful right now. And I'm disturbed .

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 03:28:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin fuck my life right now

Tuesday, June 12, 2012 11:58:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Me mentioning VP isn't very common. Including this tweet, i said it 37 instances in 36 different tweets out of 5755 archived tweets

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012 12:28:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love irrational VPs who yell at me for things that aren't my fault and all the other execs are on my side.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012 10:16:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

As a dude that hates Apple. Maps in iOS 6 actually looks legit. Like... They copied what google did and probably did better.

Monday, June 11, 2012 06:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I want to potato sack this train girl next to me. She has a galaxy nexus too. That takes a 7 to a 9 but she's already a 9.

Monday, June 11, 2012 06:50:36 PM from Twitter for Android

so is it socially acceptable for gusy to watch that show Girls on HBO? Not sure if it's like a chick thing or not...

Monday, June 11, 2012 04:09:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fresh crop of new sales girls. nom

Monday, June 11, 2012 02:39:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Tell your mom I'm sorry for flashing her my cat" Me: "Nah it's fine. She didnt even notice maybe"

Monday, June 11, 2012 12:36:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm fat. I absolutely don't need an egg and cheese on a roll right now, but if it's free leftover from management meetings, then sure!

Monday, June 11, 2012 11:01:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

HBO Go is probably the best thing ever invented

Sunday, June 10, 2012 06:57:59 PM from Twitter Web Client