Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night

Then I wonder why I got caught looking a year ago when this one visited last. Probably will get caught looking again.

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Just looked at yesterday's tweets and noticed my auto correct changed vagrant to flagrant. Whoops

I'm at Queens Comfort (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/M836I6

Can you ask a nurse to swaddle you?

How a dude should not die: falling off a building singing Jessica Simpson

B-I-G.. P-O, P-P-A , no info for the D-E A. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant. (took me like 5 mins to type this tweet bc I'm hammered)

I have a soft spot for ace of bass. But not my dick

Wait. I lied. Its not a gay bar. Just a gay party. All the rainbows confused me

Oh I think I just popped my gay bar cherry. Hey. Happens. Dave grohl where ya at?

I'm at Raven's Head Public House (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/LFTOop

"Your arm looks like a piece of beef that was thrown on the grill for a second" -mikey

My life would suck without me

Another example of MTA waste: they're running a train to Yankee Stadium for the Roger Waters concert. There was not one person on it