Fuck this hipster with hipster glasses and his entourage of hot girls

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:12:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Ain't nothing wrong with a little sass for the COO. Especially when you've got em by the balls. Although I do want his swagger. So hot.

Friday, June 08, 2012 12:19:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

The COO just sent me a task to complete. I finished it last January. Sent it back w/ comment: "Come on, man. I did this like,,, last winter"

Friday, June 08, 2012 12:18:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Figured out the secret to tricking people out of thinking you're drunk. Onions. They mask alcohol like a motherfucker. But you smell anyway

Friday, June 08, 2012 12:13:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella will do

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:39:20 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella worse than fat: bad grammar. "Is going went" nice.

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:28:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.... this bitch looks like a man but with that dress I'd still bang her.

Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:49:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit

Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android

This guys doing great. When a guys got that good of a deal, ya can't do anythin else but mad respect. Good for you bro. Then I drink more.

Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:00:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I love how Alison has a galaxy nexus

Thursday, June 07, 2012 09:47:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@tomwcleary what a waste

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Thursday, June 07, 2012 09:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Someones ripping ass here so badly and its NOT ne

Thursday, June 07, 2012 07:45:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KjGpzK

Thursday, June 07, 2012 06:36:17 PM from foursquare

I'm at Soma by Nature (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KKKkeT

Thursday, June 07, 2012 01:21:23 PM from foursquare

Christine Cloud sounds HOT on the phone. I must meet her at this Cloud convention

Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:09:19 PM from Twitter Web Client