Fuck this hipster with hipster glasses and his entourage of hot girls
Ain't nothing wrong with a little sass for the COO. Especially when you've got em by the balls. Although I do want his swagger. So hot.
The COO just sent me a task to complete. I finished it last January. Sent it back w/ comment: "Come on, man. I did this like,,, last winter"
Figured out the secret to tricking people out of thinking you're drunk. Onions. They mask alcohol like a motherfucker. But you smell anyway
@Novellabella will do
Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:39:20 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella worse than fat: bad grammar. "Is going went" nice.
Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:28:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean.... this bitch looks like a man but with that dress I'd still bang her.
Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:49:16 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit
Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android
This guys doing great. When a guys got that good of a deal, ya can't do anythin else but mad respect. Good for you bro. Then I drink more.
Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:00:03 PM from Twitter for Android
I love how Alison has a galaxy nexus
Thursday, June 07, 2012 09:47:03 PM from Twitter for Android
@tomwcleary what a waste
Thursday, June 07, 2012 09:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Someones ripping ass here so badly and its NOT ne
Thursday, June 07, 2012 07:45:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KjGpzK
I'm at Soma by Nature (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KKKkeT
Christine Cloud sounds HOT on the phone. I must meet her at this Cloud convention