A mother fuckin blackout. This is some bullshit
Thursday, July 05, 2012 09:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Stop Asking Me About Work When I Get Home http://t.co/som0zpL
Thursday, July 05, 2012 08:06:38 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Just ripped ass. iI think it smelled like Jameson
I'm working on a project to import my tweets from 2009 into my DB archive. I used to tweet like 29x per day. Now I don't as much
Thursday, July 05, 2012 04:43:19 PM from Twitter for Android
At the bar. My neon girl is dancing to Cold Hard Bitch. So pumped.
Thursday, July 05, 2012 04:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I think I'm getting a double chin. #sofat
Murrrr'ca... fuck yeah
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 08:14:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Step 1. Get drunk step 2 find smart people (aka your boys from home/school) step 3. Start company step4. Get bought out. Step 5 enjoyyy
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 01:56:58 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew hhhh threesome. Sounds hot. But we're the fun one. Everyone else is a lame.
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:59:38 AM from Twitter for Android
This is some fuckin bullshit. I couldn't hit a mother fuckin cup to save my life. I blame danny for being cocky. Karma ya stupid fuck
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:58:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Shithead next to me on the train: stop fuckin humming
why won't this ubuntu upstart fuckin bullshit work? I should go home. ENJOYYY