Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

A little buzzed at the pool is ideal bastards

Here's why I'm a motherfuckin boss employee. I'm on vacation at the beach & the servers go down. & I notice faster than the fuckers on call

The girls in room 404 are sooo hot. They think they couldnt't be found but I found them #geekinternetjokes #letsbang

Oh shit. They don't follow me on here, do they?

I'd absolutely have a threesome with the two work girls who liked my instagram pic. Aka Wagner and Lennon.

@Novellabella sry I knew that was a dick thing to tweet to you but i was drinking all day so it was fine

@Novellabella welp no shore for you and yes shore for me. #sorryimnotsorry

If our two other friends actually would hang out with us, I wouldn't look like a gay couple with @SonicBlur23 But I have no shame so whatevs

I'm at Wildwood Crest Beach (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/L3CM7Q

This is a certified milf

I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/Kt5zRZ

They've got a Mexican, a Pollack, and a Mexican who thinks he's Italian.

Bill Blum at the helm, sailing the sinking ship

Distilled from ya mom's box