I'm gonna leave before Lennon gets here (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/L6GkEY

Thursday, May 31, 2012 06:50:25 PM from foursquare

RT @Colithika: life sucks when you get older

Thursday, May 31, 2012 05:24:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh I'm going to shake a bitch. So the 100% CPU issue happened because our location IDs went over 10000 and we only handle 9999. Inf Loops!

Thursday, May 31, 2012 05:05:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Should change my title to "Dedicated IIS Restarting Bitch" because our programmers write shitty code that crashes IIS nonstop. FML

Thursday, May 31, 2012 03:29:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Bunch of Ballers over at Verizon: 300MBPS FiOS? JEEZ http://bit.ly/JvtZVG

Thursday, May 31, 2012 01:27:54 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just posted a photo http://t.co/zqoj3ul

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:22:04 PM from Instagram

New Blog post: If you die preaching because you get bitten by a poisonous snake and think god will save you, then... http://t.co/FFgaStq

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

New Blog Post: If you die preaching because you get bitten by a poisonous snake and think god will save you, then... http://t.co/iHtpQpK

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:15:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

What's this dog show on CBS? I'd bang the shit out of these dog owner babes

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 08:34:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Crushin some G&Ts. Gotta use the Bombay Saph, you guys or else it'll suck

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 07:46:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: If I worked at The Bell, I'd call it, "The Beefer D'reet Bureet" and sell like a million in 5 minutes. But, no one asked m ...

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 06:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika Pick me! Pick me!

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 02:00:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: CUNCEL DA ELECTION http://bit.ly/Ku3Lr3

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 01:59:27 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

specifically, fuck strtotime()

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:55:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why is working with date/time in php a mother fucking pain in the ass?

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:54:04 AM from Twitter Web Client