I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/Klz03x

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 06:30:58 PM from foursquare

This fucking security audit needs to motherlessly end

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 06:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Christina's new phone grammar rule: i before phone except after droid.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:34:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's hot today and so is Molly

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 09:53:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Also, fuck the fact that it's going to be like 97 degrees tomorrow. That's some bullshit #isitfallyet?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 01:15:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

If I dream nasty things about TK tonight, I'm going to wake up @MalJNew to help with the scarring.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 01:13:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Its not even worth my energy to waste time complaining about these trains

Tuesday, June 19, 2012 09:05:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Shithole. All I do anymore is stand around and wait for trains. http://t.co/ifCdStg

Tuesday, June 19, 2012 08:54:54 PM from Instagram

I'm at Google New York (New York, NY) w/ 15 others http://4sq.com/McYJge

Tuesday, June 19, 2012 06:16:30 PM from foursquare

Jesus Christ. This new sales girl.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012 09:05:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

My wallet smells like weed

Monday, June 18, 2012 11:47:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

New Blog Post: Clean Your Filthy Children http://t.co/X5EvfYX

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:15:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train

Monday, June 18, 2012 06:43:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd my eye is twitching too! It's so annoying

Monday, June 18, 2012 04:55:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not until you come work for G1... http://t.co/5YZZsPF

Monday, June 18, 2012 02:28:32 PM from Instagram