Also, no more room in my stomach for beer. Bogus
Guy. I'm fucking huge.
That is what I call a certified cockblock. Nothing to do with me though sob whatevs. Haha. But jeez
Mistah Bo http://t.co/LYdUsYb
I'm at Pickles Pub (Baltimore, MD) w/ 13 others http://4sq.com/MKCxeE
Just walking down gay St.
Lessard: "I can't wait until I go to the retirement home with you fuckers. We'll play beer pong in the bingo hall"
Cleary to chicks: "I like when you pull tape off my skin"
Ya know what... you motherfuckers can shut me out in beer pong but I'm getting laid tonight. So I win.
@ShavingFoams sinking cups. Banging sluts
I'm the best beer pong loser ever. I always lose after a 3 cup death match run. And miss the last cup by a millimeter. This is bullshit
I'm at Chick-fil-A (Parkville, MD) http://4sq.com/JW4zpz
This is bullshit. I just lost like 3 games of beer pong
TC: whatever swings your swing...
Jersey Turnpike smells delicious right now. Lessard thought I farted, opened the window and it got worse.