Ah mother fucker. My twitter is ridiculous again

Friday, May 18, 2012 01:23:48 AM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd yes it is... so to reconcile that, we should bang.

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Friday, May 18, 2012 12:33:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it.

Friday, May 18, 2012 12:16:59 AM from Twitter for Android

I'd bang this bitch in fishnets, but she might need some brown baggin

Friday, May 18, 2012 12:03:11 AM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo motherfuckin right I hate slow bullshit.

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Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd *wish I had gone... not went. Grammar, ya joker

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Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:37:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Why do all homeless motherfuckers smell the same degree of nasty?

Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KdrOri

Thursday, May 17, 2012 08:00:27 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JPhVkm

Thursday, May 17, 2012 07:15:59 PM from foursquare

@Barnes_S_nobles @kerbear88 Never awkward for me. My boss just laughs.

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Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:52:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella It's because a 4G iPhone is coming out next and Verizon does not want those people to get unlimited data

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Thursday, May 17, 2012 09:41:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

I almost walked straight into my boss because I was too busy looking the other way staring at the sales girl. #creeper #awkward

Thursday, May 17, 2012 09:39:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers

Wednesday, May 16, 2012 08:32:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

If ya didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If ya did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012 05:39:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012 01:05:00 PM from Twitter Web Client