Ah mother fucker. My twitter is ridiculous again
@nyJULZmd yes it is... so to reconcile that, we should bang.
Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it.
I'd bang this bitch in fishnets, but she might need some brown baggin
@VtotheFlo motherfuckin right I hate slow bullshit.
@nyJULZmd *wish I had gone... not went. Grammar, ya joker
Why do all homeless motherfuckers smell the same degree of nasty?
I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KdrOri
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JPhVkm
@Barnes_S_nobles @kerbear88 Never awkward for me. My boss just laughs.
@Novellabella It's because a 4G iPhone is coming out next and Verizon does not want those people to get unlimited data
I almost walked straight into my boss because I was too busy looking the other way staring at the sales girl. #creeper #awkward
The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers
If ya didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If ya did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out!
What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy.