I mean.... this bitch looks like a man but with that dress I'd still bang her.

Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:49:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit

Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PM from Twitter for Android

This guys doing great. When a guys got that good of a deal, ya can't do anythin else but mad respect. Good for you bro. Then I drink more.

Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:00:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I love how Alison has a galaxy nexus

Thursday, June 07, 2012 09:47:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@tomwcleary what a waste

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Thursday, June 07, 2012 09:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Someones ripping ass here so badly and its NOT ne

Thursday, June 07, 2012 07:45:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KjGpzK

Thursday, June 07, 2012 06:36:17 PM from foursquare

I'm at Soma by Nature (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KKKkeT

Thursday, June 07, 2012 01:21:23 PM from foursquare

Christine Cloud sounds HOT on the phone. I must meet her at this Cloud convention

Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:09:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just took a gourmet piss. Smelled like butternut squash soup. #fancy #TMI?

Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:11:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Where the mother fuck is the train? Also, they need another one bc this one is too fucking crowded.

Thursday, June 07, 2012 08:07:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Swear to God, they don't pay me enough for this shit, especially being on call overnight. Requesting a raise. By 35 grand.

Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:49:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Flash is garbage and it will NEVER be supported on the iPhone. People should stop using Flash

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Wednesday, June 06, 2012 08:31:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Motherfuckers who swipe their metrocard, walk through the turnstyle and then stop/talk so no one else can pass... die.

Wednesday, June 06, 2012 06:49:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Beefer D'reet B'reets

Wednesday, June 06, 2012 02:06:58 PM from Twitter Web Client