@mirrorfairfield fucking sucks. Thanks for bastardizing the website Kaela. So legit you graduated. Is that joker Alex there? Fuck that guy.

Monday, May 28, 2012 12:19:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Foursquare told me I was at bars 5 days in a row, you guys. I went to the bar Wednesday? Don't remember. This may be a problem.

Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:46:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Charles Village Pub (Towson, MD) http://4sq.com/JvQNJQ

Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:27:12 PM from foursquare

The goose goes down real smooth, you guys

Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:47:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Country songs mainly involve drinking and trucks"

Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:42:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit?

Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:29:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Bring some fresh cutlets back here...

Sunday, May 27, 2012 09:20:15 PM from Twitter for Android

From the tourney... http://t.co/t9eVrCX

Sunday, May 27, 2012 09:16:46 PM from Instagram

"Joe... What do you like better? A Nigerian or an Ethiopian?"

Sunday, May 27, 2012 08:15:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good.

Sunday, May 27, 2012 05:50:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam I heard its fast, solid and has good battery life

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Sunday, May 27, 2012 03:55:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it fall yet? #toohot

Sunday, May 27, 2012 03:45:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Brew at the Zoo (Baltimore, MD) w/ 30 others http://4sq.com/K01nZS

Sunday, May 27, 2012 01:46:50 PM from foursquare

The girl in the Avion Tequila commercial can tie me down any day.

Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:25:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I want to follow @lennonimagine on twitter, but if I do, I'll have to stop tweeting about how we should bang and her awesome rack

Sunday, May 27, 2012 02:30:44 AM from Twitter for Android