@mirrorfairfield fucking sucks. Thanks for bastardizing the website Kaela. So legit you graduated. Is that joker Alex there? Fuck that guy.
Foursquare told me I was at bars 5 days in a row, you guys. I went to the bar Wednesday? Don't remember. This may be a problem.
I'm at Charles Village Pub (Towson, MD) http://4sq.com/JvQNJQ
The goose goes down real smooth, you guys
Country songs mainly involve drinking and trucks"
Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit?
Bring some fresh cutlets back here...
From the tourney... http://t.co/t9eVrCX
"Joe... What do you like better? A Nigerian or an Ethiopian?"
Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good.
@scoopANDslam I heard its fast, solid and has good battery life
Is it fall yet? #toohot
I'm at Brew at the Zoo (Baltimore, MD) w/ 30 others http://4sq.com/K01nZS
The girl in the Avion Tequila commercial can tie me down any day.
I want to follow @lennonimagine on twitter, but if I do, I'll have to stop tweeting about how we should bang and her awesome rack