I'm at Chick-fil-A (Parkville, MD) http://4sq.com/JW4zpz

Saturday, May 26, 2012 03:30:36 PM from foursquare

This is bullshit. I just lost like 3 games of beer pong

Saturday, May 26, 2012 02:54:31 PM from Twitter for Android

TC: whatever swings your swing...

Saturday, May 26, 2012 12:03:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Jersey Turnpike smells delicious right now. Lessard thought I farted, opened the window and it got worse.

Saturday, May 26, 2012 12:09:09 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at SBC Restaurant & Brewery (Southport, CT) http://4sq.com/LkhFM8

Friday, May 25, 2012 08:44:10 PM from foursquare

Piece of shit new haven line. I think this antique train just broke down.

Friday, May 25, 2012 07:54:32 PM from Twitter for Android

You know how to train a kid to shut up? A taser.

Friday, May 25, 2012 07:47:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't get how a 5 year old can make continuous grunting, screeching and whining noises for 45 minutes

Friday, May 25, 2012 07:46:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously. Someone give this fuckin kid an ambien. And give the parents a bat to the head for being shitty at raising this kid.

Friday, May 25, 2012 07:45:40 PM from Twitter for Android

This fuckin kid in this train needs to shut the fuck up. Lousy parents.

Friday, May 25, 2012 07:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android

trololololo: http://t.co/iyVV4SE

Friday, May 25, 2012 05:41:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Scroll up with your mouse there, kitten.

Friday, May 25, 2012 04:53:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Potbelly Sandwich Shop (New York, NY) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/JyUUBl

Friday, May 25, 2012 02:05:50 PM from foursquare

Word gets around at the Booker... I walked in and my boss was like "so tell me how you got cut off" Guy wasn't even there. HHH

Friday, May 25, 2012 09:34:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew lol. This is the second time i yelled at you for not answering when I never actually called.

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Friday, May 25, 2012 07:36:34 AM from Twitter for Android