"Windows 98 first edition was a festering sphincter of suck" - Christina
Birds: shut the fuck up
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops are 10% get shit done. Rest are get bullshit done.
Really hope I didn't 50 Shades of Gray anyone last night at the bar...
Saturday, June 02, 2012 01:41:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Really the Mets got a no hitter? Fuck the Mets on my bday. They suck
I'd bang elsie so hard but shes nast and I respect my dude gio so nah. But she's fun at the bar anyway so its all good
@Novellabella well. You like it
Wagner liked my instagram pic . We should bang
But she apologized to me for being a cuntface
Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it
Shameer is a boss http://t.co/KlYr6WU
It begins. (@ Iron Horse Tavern w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/JAM199
Walkin down the streets of NYC with a beer in a coffee cup bc I can son. Bc its my birffday