Welp, looks like we hired that absolute bombshell who caught me looking twice during her interview when I was getting a cup of coffee. hhhhh
@VtotheFlo Yeah, the first time I told him about it, he thought I was crazy. Idk
Found this in a bar bathroom in Brooklyn... http://t.co/oxYQtCc
@Frankalankster rain check for what?
Just posted a photo http://t.co/6xZxqbT
New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k
ANDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers
That my friends, is a certified milf. Son's 25 and she looks 25. Dibbbbbs
New blog post: Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal? http://bit.ly/JLysqX
Pretty sure my parents think I'm on drugs and am crazy.
So. Tired. Must. Sleep
Beer gives me the shits...
Before, I tweeted "hot. Can I get in on that?" No fuckin idea what I was talking about. Hhhhhh