New blog post: How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning? http://bit.ly/JX5YI4
Lennon officially accused me of bruising her ass on Facebook and my boss replied "Oh My" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
RT @DadBoner: Was peepin' this babe named Sally Perez. Such a dynamite latina. Real generous in the caboose, lips, & chest beefer po ...
Rhianna came on in Dunkins and it reminded me of the office shitshow.
@nyJULZmd cum play
Never have I ever pissed in a cup on the train.. ... oh wait.....
@Novellabella lol. You know what u do when I'm third wheel out? I find a hottie and bang and tell them nuggs who didn't invite me to enjoy
Fioretti was like "fuck you and your tweet off" touche. Mad respect
"Yo you gotta kill that belly on you motherfucker"
@Frankalankster and @portfolioso in the same bar? We're gonna have a tweet off.
So yeah. My Twitter was relatively tame considering the ridic events of yesterday.
RT @ElBloombito: Feliz Cinco de Mayor to todos los Mexiquitos!
My. Head....
Who was that. And why was she such a cray?
I mean.... if some batshit crazy wants to make out with me on the train, i won't object.