@MalJNew Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Vinny get it. You all live close, don't you... How convenient. hhhhhhhhhhh

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012 04:14:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I swear to God, Alexey, if I get just one more OPSMGR alert that your SQL jobs are failing, I'm gonna lose it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:25:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

new sales... absolutely dripping sex today

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:33:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tex looks like a psychopath. http://t.co/xiPu4dJ

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 09:35:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew @TaraCasanova @kelgoe @LennonImagine This release is a bunch of fuckin bullshit

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:39:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am server maintenance. http://t.co/omr25KU

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 03:04:10 AM from Instagram

Niraj: "Don't give let him bring a magnifying glass! He should bring a guitar! He'll get laid" NIRAJ! The kid's 6

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 01:37:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit."

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 01:34:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night

Monday, May 21, 2012 10:04:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Chip off the old mover!

Monday, May 21, 2012 09:26:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Drives me FUCKING crazy when I can hear people's earbuds from far away. Namely, my coworker in the next cube and people on the subway. STFU

Monday, May 21, 2012 01:47:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Fuck Verizon Wireless For Not Updating My Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/LsBCCB

Monday, May 21, 2012 12:59:46 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@pipeandcane Baller

Monday, May 21, 2012 12:26:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

@VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison see.. she actually didn't bring me home. I got thrown out. Her loss.

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Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:28:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@Frankalankster Dude, don't date mistakes.... Just kick them out the next morning.

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Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:16:50 PM from Twitter for Android