Nah. Ya don't.

Friday, May 18, 2012 10:58:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Yes bartender. You get it. If you put ice down my hairy assed Italian chest every woman wants, you get a better tip

Friday, May 18, 2012 10:30:07 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.

Friday, May 18, 2012 10:26:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella obviously because I'm not there . Duh

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Friday, May 18, 2012 10:06:42 PM from Twitter for Android

My boss is the best human ever. When I'm a manager, I wish I was as cool as him. He's the definition of what to do right in business school.

Friday, May 18, 2012 10:06:14 PM from Twitter for Android

My coworker wore this to work. What a baller. http://t.co/L4DET7r mad fuckin swag. Stud central station.

Friday, May 18, 2012 09:38:04 PM from Twitter for Android

@dannyrob88 yes iron horse

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Friday, May 18, 2012 09:15:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Useless motherfuckers

Friday, May 18, 2012 09:14:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I may or may not have to swing on the bar with Elise. Again.

Friday, May 18, 2012 08:51:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Natalia: "you don't make Russian girls do something. They make you do something"

Friday, May 18, 2012 08:21:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Iron Horse Tavern (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KZQm93

Friday, May 18, 2012 07:18:24 PM from foursquare

Would you like a beer with that foam? http://t.co/2VGfdzF

Friday, May 18, 2012 06:02:31 PM from Instagram

So Accounts Payable is a person now? http://t.co/Xh2094b

Friday, May 18, 2012 05:55:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

ok who's doin lines of coke off the new countertop? TK was the last one in the kitchen

Friday, May 18, 2012 04:58:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just wanted to point out that the chick in the FB timeline photon in Joe's Deluxe Spa is bangin: https://t.co/LxPWkpL

Friday, May 18, 2012 04:53:46 PM from Twitter Web Client