Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

At least my score's 69. yeah buddy get it

*choking. Fuckin grammar failure and a half tonight. Jesus

Doing realllllll well in fantasy baseball this week, you guys... Where real well = chocking on a barrel of cocks: http://t.co/M3V5RmU

Bitch needs to get laid

Just got an email.. VP of CE at my company is the first person in my life I've ever seen use the word impotent not in reference to a penis.

This British assed train conductor is also the conductor on the 8am train. Wtf.

Yes, I re-tweeted myself because I'm a cocky, arrogant prick. Don't like it? Blow me.

RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss

@ShavingFoams no kidding. I went to college once. I was always on the failure side of drunk.

@ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss.

That time you're obsessed with the bartender and you know she looks innocent but really isnt/a freak but she can't be single bc she's so hot

Calling myself out on the tweet earlier where I used the wrong you're. Blame the fact that I had to piss and auto correct.

RT @Novellabella "Nobody messes with Adam We"

RT @__JLu: to this #fairfield girl, congrats on your 15 minutes of fame! #clamjam http://t.co/bDaj3cyj

@Nettiz1 how can you forget? Me and @MalJNew had a competition on who'd grab her tits first.

In reply to @Nettiz1's tweet