Bunch of pansies over at Google/Youtube for pulling that Kate Upton Cat Daddy video. Come on. That wasn't bad at all

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 03:04:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

If I don't see one more Kate Upton video in my newsfeed, I just might vom

Tuesday, May 01, 2012 11:45:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me.

Tuesday, May 01, 2012 09:15:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

@dannyrob88 @BriBTC What the hell's he supposed to do, talk to you the whole 35 minutes? Guy's tired and wants to rest after work

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Tuesday, May 01, 2012 08:08:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

"This company's life falls in Joe's hands" -Niraj

Tuesday, May 01, 2012 11:07:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella You're delusional. Jeter looks like an old bag. Doesn't age my ass... He was a child in the 90s

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Monday, April 30, 2012 08:48:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed.

Monday, April 30, 2012 04:28:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

pay for my data plan bitches

Monday, April 30, 2012 03:30:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Call me maybe on my business card. reel in all the fly honeys

Monday, April 30, 2012 01:17:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Me: "I think this coffee is decaf" Christina: "That's grounds for disciplinary action"

Monday, April 30, 2012 10:33:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

You brought tequila back from Mexico? That'll come in handy for the office Tres, Cuatro and Cinco De Mayo celebrations! Thanks Tara!

Monday, April 30, 2012 10:25:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Also, happy Monday.

Monday, April 30, 2012 08:01:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure Alexey sabotaged the build server before passing it off to me and then said enjoy.

Monday, April 30, 2012 08:01:08 AM from Twitter for Android

If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted.

Monday, April 30, 2012 07:59:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure there are two cats fucking outside the window. It sounds ridiculous

Sunday, April 29, 2012 07:58:01 PM from Twitter Web Client