Bunch of pansies over at Google/Youtube for pulling that Kate Upton Cat Daddy video. Come on. That wasn't bad at all
If I don't see one more Kate Upton video in my newsfeed, I just might vom
I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me.
@dannyrob88 @BriBTC What the hell's he supposed to do, talk to you the whole 35 minutes? Guy's tired and wants to rest after work
"This company's life falls in Joe's hands" -Niraj
@Novellabella You're delusional. Jeter looks like an old bag. Doesn't age my ass... He was a child in the 90s
Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed.
pay for my data plan bitches
Call me maybe on my business card. reel in all the fly honeys
Me: "I think this coffee is decaf" Christina: "That's grounds for disciplinary action"
You brought tequila back from Mexico? That'll come in handy for the office Tres, Cuatro and Cinco De Mayo celebrations! Thanks Tara!
Also, happy Monday.
Pretty sure Alexey sabotaged the build server before passing it off to me and then said enjoy.
If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted.
Pretty sure there are two cats fucking outside the window. It sounds ridiculous