Pretty sure my parents think I'm on drugs and am crazy.
So. Tired. Must. Sleep
Beer gives me the shits...
Before, I tweeted "hot. Can I get in on that?" No fuckin idea what I was talking about. Hhhhhh
Jesus. Still waiting at mother fuckin mcdonalds.
Fuck this guy.
Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit
Hot. Can I get in on that?
I just unlocked the "Triple Play" badge on @foursquare for checking in at baseball stadiums! Juuust a bit outside. http://4sq.com/KqJwJB
I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 378 others http://4sq.com/KqJuRH
I'm at Stan's Sports Bar (Bronx, NY) w/ 18 others http://4sq.com/ITWz6P
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/J3sayC
When I am not crushing some code, I grab a couple of brews and smash some bugs.
Stat: Rivera blew three of his first six saves when became the Yankees closer in 1997
Now I'm buddies with DTink. Shoulda done that earlier. He coulda put in a good word with that marketing intern last summer.