Shameless plug: http://t.co/jFkMFU2. No tax when shipped to NY and usually free shipping. And I get my shit in like a day.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:08:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is bullshit. I placed my order like three days ago and it didn't ship yet. Probably b/c it would get here too quickly if they sent it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:07:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Amazon sucks. Unless you have prime or pay for real shipping, I'm convinced they delay your order on purpose if you select free shipping.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:06:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/JE2WHl

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 06:29:44 PM from foursquare

So like... Whats the equivalent to brunch for lunch/dinner.... Linner? Dunch?

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 04:50:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Vinny get it. You all live close, don't you... How convenient. hhhhhhhhhhh

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 04:14:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I swear to God, Alexey, if I get just one more OPSMGR alert that your SQL jobs are failing, I'm gonna lose it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:25:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

new sales... absolutely dripping sex today

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:33:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tex looks like a psychopath. http://t.co/xiPu4dJ

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 09:35:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew @TaraCasanova @kelgoe @LennonImagine This release is a bunch of fuckin bullshit

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:39:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am server maintenance. http://t.co/omr25KU

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 03:04:10 AM from Instagram

Niraj: "Don't give let him bring a magnifying glass! He should bring a guitar! He'll get laid" NIRAJ! The kid's 6

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 01:37:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit."

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 01:34:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night

Monday, May 21, 2012 10:04:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Chip off the old mover!

Monday, May 21, 2012 09:26:15 PM from Twitter Web Client