Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

well I take back my complaints, bc our app was the fastest tested and it was a cool web talk.

@Novellabella probably because you complain too much

about why our shit is slow. well maybe it's because we load like 95 versions of jquery shit

This is all bullshit. I just want to go to the mother fuckin bar but I have to go to a meetup in the middle of nowhere, manhattan

OK I admit it. Android is a complete piece of shit unless you have a stock OS

Motherfuckers need to drop dead... not on the subway. Drop dead somewhere the fuck else so you don't delay thousands of people.

The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba.

I swear this dude is my favorite. If I wasn't into women, I might have had to go gay.

I can't take this meeting seriously on the grounds that I would hook up with everyone here. Don't tell HR, people who follow me on here....

No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang?

Anyone else ever wear boxers that don't have a button and you're like hanging out all over the place? TMI?

Oh great. These fuckin occupy wall St hippies made it to Union Square

Wagner, stop biting your lip. Its driving me insane. It might make me do something that'll get me fired.

I know the fuckin guy 35 years, I'm gonna whack him for you?