Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@nyJULZmd: blow me. @ky9: yeah... makes sense. I get where you're coming from

The 90s music at this bar... im obsessed. that's it. I'm giving up on life and becoming an alcoholic here

Kristin's masterpiece. http://t.co/CH8KLLo

This might actually be animal cruelty, which isn't cool. But hey. .. I mean.. dogs gotta go wild sometimes too, ya know?

This doggie at the bar is shitfaced right now. Dudes keep buying him shots.

Seriously, who would eat bar peanuts. People like spit in their hands, sneeze, wipe their asses. Then grab some. Nast

It just took me like 20 minutes to get my WiFi working on my old server. The F

I'm at Facebook NYC (New York, NY) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/J5Ihgb

Yup.. Just searched our error log for "nudes" (to look for a spambot attack, you sick fucks)

@__JLu remember when @kevinrose was awesome with the dark tip on the screen savers? Then he turned into an apple fan boy working for google

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Heading over to Facebook later to listen to @patmeenan talk about web performance measurement

Give this fucking kid an ambien

See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4"

I'm going to murder this child

I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window