I'm at Nassau Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/A87KZ5

Wednesday, February 15, 2012 06:30:11 PM from foursquare

...and that's how the web to customer feature works. now lets bang.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012 05:23:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

@mich_amore What's this I hear about a hot date? (CC: @Waspito @SonicBlur23)

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012 02:29:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

tits

Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:01:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada

Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Would be nice if the fucking 5 train didn't go fucking 3 mph and stop 8 times between stations making me miss my train.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 06:46:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Google: Start jumping rope with bitches and they'll fall for you instantly

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:19:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Another test, mang

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:06:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

testing, sons

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:56:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Going from an OG Droid to a G Nexus is legit because it's all stock OS and none of that skinned BS. Phone has a few quirks, but w/e

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 09:54:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 09:40:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu DUDE... Windows XP is like.. an antique. It's borderline useless in 2012. Upgrade, mang

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Tuesday, February 14, 2012 09:39:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm convinced this VP is on crack. Also, she can go fuck herself for ignoring me and not learning my wisdom. Because I know more than her

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 08:57:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dear Verizon. Update the software on the Galaxy Nexus on the grounds that its too fucking buggy. Love, Joe.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012 08:09:03 AM from Twitter for Android