Elise is fucking wild. I'm into this. I'm gonna dance on the bar with her later....

Friday, March 16, 2012 09:07:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17.

Friday, March 16, 2012 08:06:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... hot Irish tap dancers on the bar aren't terrible right now

Friday, March 16, 2012 08:04:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Iron Horse Tavern (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/weUkry

Friday, March 16, 2012 07:55:17 PM from foursquare

What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?!

Friday, March 16, 2012 06:52:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm in ur MVCs compiling 1.0 code on MVC 3.0. Y it no work? Derp

Friday, March 16, 2012 04:29:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Old man Abusers

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, March 16, 2012 02:46:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

They put an input button inside an anchor tag! You've gotta be shitting me... Someone redo our website please.

Friday, March 16, 2012 02:45:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams @Novellabella No way! She was obviously talking about Sauter mean diameter

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, March 16, 2012 01:27:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wagner just told me the snacks on my desk look like dog treats. She might need to get a spanking for that one...

Friday, March 16, 2012 01:21:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Yankees: OFFICIAL: @Yankees re-sign LHP Andy Pettitte to 1-year Minor League contract with invitation to Major League Spring Training.

Friday, March 16, 2012 01:16:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

That email bug is cray. Ain't it Jay? Fix it now

Friday, March 16, 2012 12:21:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

@DEVOPS_BORAT always says stuff that relates perfectly to what I do everyday. It's crazy

Friday, March 16, 2012 10:56:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Nettiz1 You better watch out @Novellabella doesn't show up on set for ya. She stalks celebrities.

In reply to @Nettiz1's tweet

Friday, March 16, 2012 12:10:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks

Thursday, March 15, 2012 08:49:05 PM from Twitter Web Client