I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover

Saturday, February 18, 2012 01:05:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd"

Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Marketing department is loading up the fridge with cold brews. I like this place

Friday, February 17, 2012 03:56:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mom just asked me what cameltoe was. Hhhhhhhhggg

Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:27:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm doing two favors for wagner tomorrow. What's in it for me? #showmeyourtits #thisdoesntviolatethehandbookbecauseididntsignityet

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:44:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 I didn't do it

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:42:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:41:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Kate Upton can teach me finger mechanics any day if the week and twice on Sundays: http://t.co/2pCZDxY

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... it wouldn't be terrible if Romney, gingrich and santorum were all assassinated.... *FBI peeps - this is a joke

Thursday, February 16, 2012 09:51:21 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: SI Swimsuit Ish came today. Can almost see that Kate Upton babe's downstairs situaish on the cover. Racy, but you can tell ...

Thursday, February 16, 2012 09:42:55 PM from Twitter for Android

*Bud lite... sheeeeeit its not a blunt, you guys.

Thursday, February 16, 2012 08:23:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I'm gonna go for some more bud lights, you guys. Its the @DadBoner of beers.

Thursday, February 16, 2012 08:22:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/wHqDFV

Thursday, February 16, 2012 07:43:01 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/wOxLDo

Thursday, February 16, 2012 06:26:36 PM from foursquare

I'm at Alfanoose (8 Maiden Ln, Broadway, New York) http://4sq.com/wGlJX8

Thursday, February 16, 2012 01:29:52 PM from foursquare