I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover
Saturday, February 18, 2012 01:05:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd"
Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Marketing department is loading up the fridge with cold brews. I like this place
Friday, February 17, 2012 03:56:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
My mom just asked me what cameltoe was. Hhhhhhhhggg
Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:27:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm doing two favors for wagner tomorrow. What's in it for me? #showmeyourtits #thisdoesntviolatethehandbookbecauseididntsignityet
Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:44:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
@ky9 I didn't do it
Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:42:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT
Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:41:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
Kate Upton can teach me finger mechanics any day if the week and twice on Sundays: http://t.co/2pCZDxY
Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean... it wouldn't be terrible if Romney, gingrich and santorum were all assassinated.... *FBI peeps - this is a joke
Thursday, February 16, 2012 09:51:21 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: SI Swimsuit Ish came today. Can almost see that Kate Upton babe's downstairs situaish on the cover. Racy, but you can tell ...
Thursday, February 16, 2012 09:42:55 PM from Twitter for Android
*Bud lite... sheeeeeit its not a blunt, you guys.
Thursday, February 16, 2012 08:23:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I think I'm gonna go for some more bud lights, you guys. Its the @DadBoner of beers.
Thursday, February 16, 2012 08:22:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/wHqDFV
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/wOxLDo
I'm at Alfanoose (8 Maiden Ln, Broadway, New York) http://4sq.com/wGlJX8