My flawless logic has a flaw in it.. WOOF
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 03:19:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just called the COO out because he said that Blackberries don't use WebKit. He missed the user agent string that clearly says Webkit. Ha
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 09:27:43 AM from Twitter Web Client
Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 02:21:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
Check out my random tweet generator. It will randomly display one of my tweets between now and 2009. #timewaster: http://t.co/QMi490J
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 01:40:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm at Nicky's Vietnamese Sandwiches (99-C Nassau St., at Ann St., New York) http://4sq.com/xBZWoP
Just factory reset the company iPad and installed iOS5. First order of business: install Temple Run
Monday, February 27, 2012 05:16:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
"You cannot currently allowed to place this order" Nice.
Monday, February 27, 2012 02:10:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
COME ON Google. Your label colors SUCK. So drab. I want brighter labels! http://t.co/VPF3vH7
I'm testing these apostrophe's stupid asses. "Also, this is in quotes" Fucking character encoding, breaking my scripts. ' ' " "
Monday, February 27, 2012 03:57:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fucking fail. I tried to send @Colithika a heart, but I sent greater than 3 instead
Monday, February 27, 2012 02:10:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Colithika You should use it jokerface
Monday, February 27, 2012 12:43:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Cute puppy though
Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:38:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Bunch of bullshit! A fucking french black and white silent film is still relevant in 2012? Never even heard of it.
Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:37:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Angelina Jolie is an anorexic skeleton face. I'm pretty sure my dick is wider than her left arm
Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:28:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Netbook screen resolution is absolutely disgusting. 1024x600. Can't fit a fuckin thing on this screen
Sunday, February 26, 2012 09:47:27 PM from Twitter Web Client