Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Boner for DLK right now. WHEN I run a company, I will be baller like him

Can't believe tcunt fired this awesome dude http://t.co/n8VQIlo

Why is no one liking these shits today? I thought I tweeted some real gems. Guess I'm not struttin dat ass hard enough.

I'm so cocky, I crack myself up.

Everyone's taking three fucking years at these ATMs. Fuck off bitches.

My type of reading. RT @jiaaro Javascript for Assholes http://t.co/1oFnPPt …is pretty awesome

Niraj: "Joe. I will buy you two shots if you get QANYC set up with 9.0 by the end of next week. Two shots. One for you and one for me"

STRUT DAT ASS! STURT DAT ASS! STRUT DAT ASS!!!

Thanks mom for reminding me to to get anyone pregnant

Michelle just asked me what a Brollout script was. Uh.. A rollout script for bros, duh. So we can release our brogrammers' code

If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx

Yo @lennon... Tweet from the past: https://t.co/EZhrDG2

There is a guy literally paying metro north in coins. Classic move. conductor wanted to murder him.

This new dude we hired looks exactly like a fatter version of Nardo

In the following order: "Jesus, Benjamin Franklin, Gio"