The fact that I was like "Funny how" and Pudge got the Goodfellas reference and is a Yankee fan.... For fucks sake what a G.
Monday, October 29, 2012 02:05:42 AM from Twitter for Android
Dickknuckle and douchecanoe. Bitches
Monday, October 29, 2012 01:42:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Been drinking for 7 hours already. Jeebus. I'm ok though.
Monday, October 29, 2012 01:14:22 AM from Twitter for Android
OK miss piggy. No one else gives a fuck about your Hawaii pics on instagram
Monday, October 29, 2012 01:13:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Never have I ever ridden bare back on a horse
Monday, October 29, 2012 12:45:48 AM from Twitter for Android
"Are your friends all just getting wasted and waiting for the end of the world?"
Monday, October 29, 2012 12:09:32 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh hey Bella!!!!! Sweetie!!! http://t.co/8VoK5ul
Um... in Apples to Apples, how does Ding Dongs lose for firm....
Sunday, October 28, 2012 09:35:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
Sunday, October 28, 2012 08:05:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh my God this beef and noodles... Might have jizzed my pants
Sunday, October 28, 2012 07:58:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Love this DirecTV NFL pass thingy that I'm in the middle of Ohio and can still watch my GMen
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:57:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Wool. Don't have to work this week fuckn enjoyyyyyy. #sandy #stranded
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:35:17 PM from Twitter for Android
#shitnoonesays "Natty tastes better warm" ...actually just heard a dude say this now. Hahahhahaha
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:34:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp, little tipsssssss... playing cards like a slow.....
Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:05:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Stranded in Brohio until Thursday because of #sandy #sorryimnotsorry
Sunday, October 28, 2012 05:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android