The fact that I was like "Funny how" and Pudge got the Goodfellas reference and is a Yankee fan.... For fucks sake what a G.

Monday, October 29, 2012 02:05:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Dickknuckle and douchecanoe. Bitches

Monday, October 29, 2012 01:42:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp. Been drinking for 7 hours already. Jeebus. I'm ok though.

Monday, October 29, 2012 01:14:22 AM from Twitter for Android

OK miss piggy. No one else gives a fuck about your Hawaii pics on instagram

Monday, October 29, 2012 01:13:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Never have I ever ridden bare back on a horse

Monday, October 29, 2012 12:45:48 AM from Twitter for Android

"Are your friends all just getting wasted and waiting for the end of the world?"

Monday, October 29, 2012 12:09:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh hey Bella!!!!! Sweetie!!! http://t.co/8VoK5ul

Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:17:42 PM from Instagram

Um... in Apples to Apples, how does Ding Dongs lose for firm....

Sunday, October 28, 2012 09:35:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

Sunday, October 28, 2012 08:05:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh my God this beef and noodles... Might have jizzed my pants

Sunday, October 28, 2012 07:58:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Love this DirecTV NFL pass thingy that I'm in the middle of Ohio and can still watch my GMen

Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:57:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Wool. Don't have to work this week fuckn enjoyyyyyy. #sandy #stranded

Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:35:17 PM from Twitter for Android

#shitnoonesays "Natty tastes better warm" ...actually just heard a dude say this now. Hahahhahaha

Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:34:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, little tipsssssss... playing cards like a slow.....

Sunday, October 28, 2012 06:05:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Stranded in Brohio until Thursday because of #sandy #sorryimnotsorry

Sunday, October 28, 2012 05:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android