Wonder what would happen if I did a line of Emergen-C

Monday, December 03, 2012 12:00:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

We're a special bunch! @havinfuninnyc @MalJNew http://t.co/R7nLKF2

Monday, December 03, 2012 10:35:07 AM from Twitpic

This new CE manager looks like a Marine that will fuck you up. Such a hardo rockin' the military haircut

Monday, December 03, 2012 10:00:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon was a boss on the subway this morning "Fuck all these people. Push your way through. You're not going to see them again"

Monday, December 03, 2012 09:20:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

4 and 5 trains were jammed ass to dick this morning.

Monday, December 03, 2012 09:19:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Monday funday!!! Woohoooo!

Monday, December 03, 2012 08:01:53 AM from Twitter for Android

I am the cutest: http://t.co/1BiRFTo

Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

I went a day without tweeting. Was too busy/preoccupied with more important things.

Monday, December 03, 2012 12:50:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Get a Load of This Goofball Cop Blocking Traffic For Stupid Ass Ducks http://bit.ly/QAUhhD

Monday, December 03, 2012 12:34:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I want babies with @Colithika and we should name our son Alejandro

Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:38:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck

Friday, November 30, 2012 11:51:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Robert DiNero knows his shit

Friday, November 30, 2012 11:47:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika @Waspito cum to us in January, sexual.

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Friday, November 30, 2012 11:18:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso @Colithika @Waspito I'd bang you both, but I'm just not into the dick. But you're still my dudes

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, November 30, 2012 11:19:09 PM from Twitter for Android

I win fuckers

Friday, November 30, 2012 10:04:38 PM from Twitter for Android