Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@kerbear88 you take the 4/5 every morning? Mal thought she saw you yesterday

The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop

Rocks in my mother fuckin head to take this dumbass drunkass train home

Two things: I'm air drumming to AC/DC. And Scott better tap this chicks pussy but he won't

Me: "I can't even drink anymore" My boss: "come on man. What the hell is wrong with you"

Huglon, commenting on how I didn't think of some easy solution: "This is why I stopped smoking weed when I was 6. I got my memory back."

found about a thousand bugs in my build scripts, you guys

The Galaxy Nexus to Nexus 4 upgrade is equivalent to the iPhone 4 to iPhone 4s upgrade.

Our office coffee is so bad, we brewed a pot without any grounds and it still came out brown. I'm enjoying my Dunkin thanks

it's 10:21AM. Can we start drinking? Is there beer in the keg?

Marco's Nexus 4 is so sexy. It kinda looks like a Galaxy Nexus, but thinner and faster. And my OS is the same version as that, so whatever.

YEAHHHH THEY COME TO SNUFF RJE ROISTER

Dave Grohl. I want drum lessons!

Finalbuilder is being cuntish